From this day forward, I'm only saying nice things to, and about, people.

[Blurt]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

 

[Blurt]

I love your hair colour, lass.

Quoth the Raven:

 

[RAVEN]

Hi Blurt... I thought you left and I had the sadz about it :) Glad that you are still here <3

 

[Blurt]

Aw, that's sweet, Raven.

Nah, I just took a short break as I found myself becoming emotionally overinvested in certain topics I don't normally pay all that much attention to.

I was starting to have trouble recognizing myself, based solely on what I was posting on this site.

I'm a mirthful soul, usually. I rarely take any of this shit seriously.

But my shit was getting too serious. I didn't like it.

I thought I was going to stay away much longer but I found myself missing some of you lovable cranks.

 

[RAVEN]

HAHA... I hear ya Blurt :) I do the same thing.. Take little breaks here and there to escape the DRAMA that a forum brings. lol.. Life is hard enough sometimes, without bringing all of this chaos into my life ..haha ;) But all and all there are a lot of great people here that I enjoy the hell out of--- you being one of them :). Plus, it gives me a little laughter while I'm sitting at my desk working :) Don't lose your snarkiness Blurt ;) That's what I love about you :)

 

[Joe]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

Blurt your Forum Mother Eves & Sister mimi greatly miss you at VF.

They said so in a thread & asked where Blurt was.

They are extremely lonely women.

Drop by and give them a call sometime. ..kay. ?

Yer missed by them & needed over there.

 

[Breakfall]

Aw, that's sweet, Raven.

Nah, I just took a short break as I found myself becoming emotionally overinvested in certain topics I don't normally pay all that much attention to.

I was starting to have trouble recognizing myself, based solely on what I was posting on this site.

I'm a mirthful soul, usually. I rarely take any of this shit seriously.

But my shit was getting too serious. I didn't like it.

I thought I was going to stay away much longer but I found myself missing some of you lovable cranks.

Awwwwwwwwww Bertrude, it’s just shits and giggles. More shit for some, but giggles never the less.

 

[DDT]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

You always get this way right after your hormone injections.

 

[Breakfall]

Gentle steps Bertrude... gentle steps.

 

[Breakfall]

Possum Bertrude, I hearded you woreded pink panties and sniffeded them afterwods to see if your leakage was sound after hormonal treatment. Baaahahahahahahahahahaaaaa.

 

[Blurt]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

Blurt your Forum Mother Eves & Sister mimi greatly miss you at VF.

They said so in a thread & asked where Blurt was.

They are extremely lonely women.

Drop by and give them a call sometime. ..kay. ?

Yer missed by them & needed over there.

Hoo boy. You're gonna make this a tough resolution for me, Joe. No word of a lie.

Truth is, there are lonely women all over the world who greatly miss me.

Turns out what they're missing, though, is just a smart man who can make them laugh. Even you could fit that bill, Joe. If you were smart. Or funny.

At least, you'll always have that full head of hair. And that ain't nuttin', pal!

 

[Breakfall]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

Blurt your Forum Mother Eves & Sister mimi greatly miss you at VF.

They said so in a thread & asked where Blurt was.

They are extremely lonely women.

Drop by and give them a call sometime. ..kay. ?

Yer missed by them & needed over there.

Hoo boy. You're gonna make this a tough resolution for me, Joe. No word of a lie.

Truth is, there are lonely women all over the world who greatly miss me.

Turns out what they're missing, though, is just a smart man who can make them laugh. Even you could fit that bill, Joe. If you were smart. Or funny.

At least, you'll always have that full head of hair. And that ain't nuttin', pal!

Jesus fucking Christ...now you identify as a man! Make up your fucking mind you woeful sodomite!

 

[Blurt]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

You always get this way right after your hormone injections.

Which is when you tend to drop comforting DM's in my inbox, right? Complete with photos of yourself with your dirty underwear wrapped around your face.

I appreciate the solicitude, Mel. I really do. But I've become quite good at cheering myself up without the help of well-intentioned mountain men with brittle hearts and a Class 1 driver's license, thanks.

 

[Breakfall]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

You always get this way right after your hormone injections.

Which is when you tend to drop comforting DM's in my inbox, right? Complete with photos of yourself with your dirty underwear wrapped around your face.

I appreciate the solicitude, Mel. I really do. But I've become quite good at cheering myself up without the help of well-intentioned mountain men with brittle hearts and a Class 1 driver's license, thanks.

So much for nice Bertrude! Hahahahaa...your thread should be in meltdown so I can flog you like the beeeeesh you really want to be. Fucking doofus twat!

 

[Blurt]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

Blurt your Forum Mother Eves & Sister mimi greatly miss you at VF.

They said so in a thread & asked where Blurt was.

They are extremely lonely women.

Drop by and give them a call sometime. ..kay. ?

Yer missed by them & needed over there.

Hoo boy. You're gonna make this a tough resolution for me, Joe. No word of a lie.

Truth is, there are lonely women all over the world who greatly miss me.

Turns out what they're missing, though, is just a smart man who can make them laugh. Even you could fit that bill, Joe. If you were smart. Or funny.

At least, you'll always have that full head of hair. And that ain't nuttin', pal!

Jesus fucking Christ...now you identify as a man! Make up your fucking mind you woeful sodomite!

No. You identify me as a man.

And you call me a sodomite? Ha ha ha!

 

[Blurt]

I have been nothing but nice to Mel.

I genuinely like the guy. He knows it, too.

 

[Breakfall]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

Blurt your Forum Mother Eves & Sister mimi greatly miss you at VF.

They said so in a thread & asked where Blurt was.

They are extremely lonely women.

Drop by and give them a call sometime. ..kay. ?

Yer missed by them & needed over there.

Hoo boy. You're gonna make this a tough resolution for me, Joe. No word of a lie.

Truth is, there are lonely women all over the world who greatly miss me.

Turns out what they're missing, though, is just a smart man who can make them laugh. Even you could fit that bill, Joe. If you were smart. Or funny.

At least, you'll always have that full head of hair. And that ain't nuttin', pal!

Jesus fucking Christ...now you identify as a man! Make up your fucking mind you woeful sodomite!

No. You identify me as a man.

And you call me a sodomite? Ha ha ha!

I have no problem with you wanting to be a woman. Just troll like a man though and don’t ghey up the place...this is Bastard Factory and the real women hold their own. I’m giving you pearls of ....er... forget that last part.

 

[Breakfall]

I have been nothing but nice to Mel.

I genuinely like the guy. He knows it, too.

Yaaaay!

 

[DDT]

and a Class 1 driver's license, thanks.

Nigga please...

 

[Blurt]

Uh oh!

Post more receipts, Mel!

Bank statements, too!

Tax returns?

Allow me to roll my eyes, Patrick Bateman.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'll give Blurtrice a week or so before either Mel or Joe triggers him enough to coax out the cranky trannie personna we're all familiar with.

 

[Blurt]

No.

 

[DDT]

Uh oh!

Post more receipts, Mel!

Bank statements, too!

Tax returns?

Allow me to roll my eyes, Patrick Bateman.

You and your E-Forum friends have often looked down on me for my choice of work, and you did just that by referencing my Class 1 in this thread. I don't judge people by the work they do, but you do.

Have another invoice:

 

[Joe]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

Blurt your Forum Mother Eves & Sister mimi greatly miss you at VF.

They said so in a thread & asked where Blurt was.

They are extremely lonely women.

Drop by and give them a call sometime. ..kay. ?

Yer missed by them & needed over there.

Hoo boy. You're gonna make this a tough resolution for me, Joe. No word of a lie.

Truth is, there are lonely women all over the world who greatly miss me.

Turns out what they're missing, though, is just a smart man who can make them laugh. Even you could fit that bill, Joe. If you were smart. Or funny.

At least, you'll always have that full head of hair. And that ain't nuttin', pal!

....and Don'T ferget cc!

....the lonely Old Jewish lady with Bags of money @ the blue cashew

Better keep her company & all 5 of them, eh Blurt? .

They miss you too!

 

[LotusBud]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

I admire you for this.

 

[Blurt]

Thanks, Lotes.

I'm trying, I'm trying.

I realize that hanging out on a troll board and wanting to to spread love and ren (仁) may seem like an inherently self-contradictory activity but I don't think so.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I like people. Period. Even those who hold views or opinions that diverge from my own. In fact, I'm always super curious about what the world looks like when viewed through a pair of eyeglasses that don't belong to me. Donning a pair of "alien" eyeglasses multiplies my understanding of the world, it doesn't diminish it. Looking at the world through the eyes of another doesn't cloud my own vision, it enhances it. I welcome the opportunity. Always. For that to happen, though, I need to invite it. This forum, being a melting pot of ideologies, seems as good a place as any to do so.

Why on a troll board? Well, seems to me like an ideal place to "let my snark out." And we all have snark that needs airing once in a while. Plus, if you can get past all the robo-DiLFs and mecha-Lokmars on the board, there's a whole bunch of genuinely smart and funny people to rub elbows with, all social and political stripes confounded.

Also, I'm okay with people here trying to mischaracterize me. Such mischaracterization is just one weapon in a troll's arsenal (and, in my view, it's neither a particularly effective nor funny one--I mean, really, there are only so many "thrift store dresses" and "cheap wigs" to go around) so I never let its use by folks whose quiver is otherwise empty bother me too much. I'll take note on the day I start mischaracterizing myself. That, to me, is a no-no.

 

[Lily]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

Blurt your Forum Mother Eves & Sister mimi greatly miss you at VF.

They said so in a thread & asked where Blurt was.

They are extremely lonely women.

Drop by and give them a call sometime. ..kay. ?

Yer missed by them & needed over there.

Hoo boy. You're gonna make this a tough resolution for me, Joe. No word of a lie.

Truth is, there are lonely women all over the world who greatly miss me.

Turns out what they're missing, though, is just a smart man who can make them laugh. Even you could fit that bill, Joe. If you were smart. Or funny.

At least, you'll always have that full head of hair. And that ain't nuttin', pal!

Smart, kind and funny is sexy AF.

 

[Blurt]

Innit?

In both men and women, I may add.

 

[Holliday1881]

This world can be grim enough as it is. We need more positivity, more amor, more rainbow blueprints.

That is quit admirable, Blurt. I'm always trying to move that direction also.
These things come in fits and starts. Do not demand that you succeed every day. Only that you try, and keep trying.

 

[Blurt]

You and your E-Forum friends have often looked down on me for my choice of work, and you did just that by referencing my Class 1 in this thread. I don't judge people by the work they do, but you do.

Ya got me, Melski.

There's no looking down on anyone sitting in the cab of a gravel truck six feet off the ground.

My bad.