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skinofevil

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Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams.

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Do you have a "favorite condiment" for sandwiches, and if so, what is it?
 

TheHaze

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You ever have sex in a Car or Van?
 

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Ain’t we all ?

Do you think fish in a tank think we are god ?
I don’t think small fish think anything while I hook them through the mouth or back and launch them out as bait... lol

You’re only allowed two ingredients other than bread and butter... What’s your sammich?
 

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Yes, a remote controlled car when I was 10. Got a beating for it.


Have you ever tried meditation?
 

skinofevil

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Yeah, of a type called "zazen", where you keep your mind clear of conscious thought. But then I realized a career in politics wasn't for me, so the not-thinking thing wasn't going to be of much practical use.

Ever get the urge to start a food fight as an adult?
 

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yeah , just until after your parole board hearing.........ok let me try this one again............


what make , year and model car did you pass your road test in ?


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Tune? We have new hunting ground,

..~Within 6 meters.. gonna be rich in EVPs, ..on command. (alp time)

PS i told you, i got a spot. Two between you going going from from believer: 2 house.
 

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^^^
Okay im stoned, ...im hard up with blood on my unifrorm I wearing w pride.

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^^ Blah blah blah
. Who you want dead?
 

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Disregard.

Pussy lurkers, stop watching and step up.
What's the first thing you killed and felt a pang of guilt for?
 

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I was transplanting a rosebush and when I pulled out the bush .. there was a mole trying to climb out.. and I beat that little bastard with my shovel... I felt a little guilty.. :/
same question ?
 

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Sounds like an idiot had my account last night.. loco weed lol.
When I was a kid I shot a porcupine who climed a tree and was minding his business. Because I could.
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yeah , just until after your parole board hearing.........ok let me try this one again............


what make , year and model car did you pass your road test in ?


my moms 73 AMC Gremiln




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The Convrs all-stars while e pro-ked brand word out...
Wanna meet in u
Tune? We have new hunting ground,

..~Within 6 meters.. gonna be rich in EVPs, ..on command. (alp time)

PS i told you, i got a spot. Two between you going going from from believer: 2 house.

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:
 

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"NEW QUESTION"
Ever been drunk or stoned one night, come online, then laugh at your own babble the next day?
 

skinofevil

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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. No, wait, that was Johnny Cash. I don't mean I shot Johnny Cash.

If you shot the Sheriff, would you puss out like Eric Clapton, or would you shoot the Deputy too?

EDIT (oops):

No, when I get to that point I go the fuck to bed.

New (old) question (that didn't get answered):

Have you ever, as an adult, had the urge to start a food fight?
 

Scott

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Damn timing was off.. but as a rule: no half measures. Full commitment, you gonna shoot the sherriff you better ghost everybody.
 

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Hell yeah , anybody worth their salt goes too far down the rabbit hole every now and then , no worries Scott the ridicule and self shaming eventually fades

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#1 ..I've never started a food fight...# 2 ..I'd shoot em all #... 3 I get blasted and post away


Have you ever accidently seen a neighbor of the opposite sex naked , if so do you feel uncomfortable when face to face now ?
 

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Kind of but she didn't see me see her. After my friend's grandma went blind and confused, while passing her room in the hall I caught her in there standing in front of a full dress mirror with the door open, NEKID! She reminded me of the scary shower lady from the Shining. Felt odd seeing her after that.
Same question.
 

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30 year old woman. Brunette. Quite fit but also "buxom." IOW, abs and tits. I was 16 at the time. Did I accidentally see all? Yes. Was she accidentally showing off all? I doubt it. She was nekkid on a lawn chair in her back garden.

Granted, there was a fence between our houses.

A chain link fence.

I reacted like any 16 year old boy probably would have. I stood there for a second making sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing. Then I stood there a few minutes longer enjoying what I was seeing, until she looked over, smiled at me, and I ran the hell back in the house. I suppose it could have gone in a Penthouse Letters direction, but I was a teenage boy and freaked out at "getting caught looking."

Needless to say, however, the view was fap fuel for years. Awkwardness was minimal because contact was minimal. I didn't want to have to explain to my parents why I was suddenly hanging out in our garden all the time. Plus, I reckoned that if I'd seen all, one of my parents would do as well at some point.

New question: Ever reverse shoplift? As in, sneak into a shop and put something on a shelf that didn't belong there and which you had brought in with you?
 

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I can't say that I have.

Last night at work I was standing at the urinal and a coworker I fuck around with came up behind me(didn't hear, headphones) and booted me in the back of the knee. He said he was trying to make me piss on myself but I just sprayed the wall. My question is, was what my coworker did a homosexual act? He touched me while my dick was out. Seems kinda suspect if you ask me.
 

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If your dick moved when he touched you
You might want to talk to a gym teacher......




Have you ever been turned on by a member of your own sex?
 

TheHaze

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No

Have you ever try or think about doing yourself in ?
 

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George Soros; to force him to disband every organization he controls and issue a massive, groveling apology to the world before taking a swan dive off a freeway overpass.

If you found a package on your doorstep containing a computer from 50 years in the future, would you keep it a secret? Or brag about it?