I just wanna fucking EAT

[SHAMPAIN]

I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches




fight me, I’m down

I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess

Do you smoke?

No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.

That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.

I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

No pain no gain sorta body.

But I do shit a lot.

So that's probably why I never gain weight cuz I never keep it on the body for long.

You're lucky, over 2/3rds of Americans are overweight or obese...people like you are not the norm.

I believe Most Canadians are overweight too.

It's quickly becoming the norm around the world. This means that 2/3rds of the people posting on forums are overweight or obese.

BULLSHIT!!! Stop trying to make yourself feel better lard ass!! Fat fucks like you are disgusting and ALWAYS will be!!! Even if you somehow pull off a miracle and lose weight you'll look like an empty ball sack! There's no win for you now!

Yes it's ME who's TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, yes you are...angry little muppet.

Fuck up ya sad fat PIG!

More anger...tsk tsk, so sad.

And you're gonna reply "Oh so you fuck dogs now?" Am I right?

Not unless it will trigger you. Will it? Seems just saying you shouldn't be allowed to have a dog has sent you off the deep end.

Yeah it SUUUUUURE did!! REMEMBER this.... NOTHING you say will EVER bother me because you're a disgusting, fat, bankrupt failure and you've a cheek talking down to anyone...

Yeah, you're a picture of cool, calm and collected...I mean look at your post. Clearly not enraged at all.

Can you see me? Well shut your fucking trap, it takes the same effort to type love and hate CUNT!

I can hear your rage through your posts. We both know you're triggered.

We both know you cannot, so WTF are you on about? Shit talking beast!

I KNOW what you're gonna type next before you do...

 

[The Prowler]

Delusional Fuckwit Says What?

I can hear your rage through your posts.

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Kirk]

the fake chicken nugs taste like wet rice cakes mixed with house insulation.

at least the Burger King impossible burgers taste like hamburgers, those chicken nugs are not even close to tasting like chicken

 

[Joe]

I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

Meat and dairy products are fattening so cut them out too.Substitute them with low fat seafood and baked not fried in an oven.

No hamburgers fries.

Stay away from fast food joints.

Just eat natural foods.

Church s Chicken?

I still like KFC once in a while.
Not too much tho given the grease content.
Can't eat that kinda food all the time.

@Joe The lying just goes on and on. @Joe

You forgot to add a 'BREAK' command in the code that runs you, @The Prowler.

Go back and correct your programming errors.

Otherwise, you fail the assignment.

 

[The Prowler]

@Joe You were caught in another lie. @Joe

I told you that when you lie, you will be caught.

 

[Dove]

You both have 1 advantage working in your favor. That nice temperate California weather which could make it a cinch.

We are blessed with a fabulous climate.

With the weather you got where you live practically nobody in California should be fat or overweight.

Overweight and obesity is 70-80% diet and only 20-30% exercise.

One way California could greatly reduce obesity is by banning High Fructose corn syrup & discouraging the sale of deep fried foods.

Agree on high fructose, but you leave my fried foods alone!!! Thats blasphemy!!!

Southerners like their KFC eh?

Fried Country Chicken.

KFC has gone downhill.

Fried chicken is the best though, and you dont even have to be Southern to enjoy it lol.

Church s Chicken?

I still like KFC once in a while.
Not too much tho given the grease content.
Can't eat that kinda food all the time.

Church's is ok.

I dont normally "buy" fried chicken. I make my own fried chicken tenders. My son loves them.

I only fry one item a week. Usually fish.

Usually have fish once a week, tacos once a week, chicken once or twice a week, pizza once a week, and I vary it up the rest of the days. Usually Sunday is the big good meal, with leftovers sometimes for Monday.

We fry our own chicken here when we want it. It's so much better homemade.

Hell yeah!

Have you seen this SHIT!? Looks like fucking erasers lolol.....

Wtf IS that?

It looks like tofu or tempeh?

We make fried cauliflower sometimes and it's awesome. We dont eat out much.

Its that "beyond meat" bullshit. No fucking way Im eating that shit.

I dont eat out much either, especially since Im single. Sucks going to a restaurant and sitting by yourself. Last time I did was prolly 3-4 months ago at my favorite taco shop.

I was "debating" picking up some Chinese tonight lol, I been craving it for months and still aint got it lol.

Yep its tofu.....hahahaha gross

The only way to do tofu or tempeh is at home where you know what you are doing lol. My 5 year old loves it. We call it unicorn food lol

I make a chick pea curry and I put tempeh in it. It's good if you make it yourself.

Actually, I've had tofu 'meat' that looked like beef or chicken in health food restaurants.

And it was quite good.

Unfortunately, that restaurant closed down.

Kinda expensive tho.

Yep you either prepare it yourself or spend the money.

There is a really good vegan restaurant in FL called Sublime that was excellent.

 

[Joe]

Here's something which might help @The Countess to reduce her food cravings:

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Apparently there are natural supplements which are supposed to do the trick.

One of these mentioned fenugreek.

These supplements can be found in health food stores like Whole Foods.

Anyways might be worth a shot.

 

[Joe]

Acai Berries or Berry Extract is mentioned as an appetite suppressant @The Countess. Plus it helps to stabilize a person's weight.

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Doesn't cost too much either.

 

[Lily]

I’m TIRED of dieting and not eating what I want. Fuck them skinny bitches




fight me, I’m down

I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

...and I never pa da price eh.

So I'm gonna party hard, drink lots while I'm hea' & leave behind a good lookin corpse @The Countess

Do you smoke?

No smoke cigarellos nor joints.

Gave up smoking years ago.

Never got addicted.

That's excellent. A lot of smoker's are able to suppress their appetite by smoking cigarettes'.

I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

No pain no gain sorta body.

But I do shit a lot.

So that's probably why I never gain weight cuz I never keep it on the body for long.

You're lucky, over 2/3rds of Americans are overweight or obese...people like you are not the norm.

I believe Most Canadians are overweight too.

It's quickly becoming the norm around the world. This means that 2/3rds of the people posting on forums are overweight or obese.

BULLSHIT!!! Stop trying to make yourself feel better lard ass!! Fat fucks like you are disgusting and ALWAYS will be!!! Even if you somehow pull off a miracle and lose weight you'll look like an empty ball sack! There's no win for you now!

Yes it's ME who's TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, yes you are...angry little muppet.

Fuck up ya sad fat PIG!

More anger...tsk tsk, so sad.

And you're gonna reply "Oh so you fuck dogs now?" Am I right?

Not unless it will trigger you. Will it? Seems just saying you shouldn't be allowed to have a dog has sent you off the deep end.

Yeah it SUUUUUURE did!! REMEMBER this.... NOTHING you say will EVER bother me because you're a disgusting, fat, bankrupt failure and you've a cheek talking down to anyone...

Yeah, you're a picture of cool, calm and collected...I mean look at your post. Clearly not enraged at all.

Can you see me? Well shut your fucking trap, it takes the same effort to type love and hate CUNT!

I can hear your rage through your posts. We both know you're triggered.

We both know you cannot, so WTF are you on about? Shit talking beast!

I KNOW what you're gonna type next before you do...

No you don't.

 

[The Prowler]

@Joe is Googling to help flea shed those pounds.

He is so helpful..

 

[Biggie Smiles]

should be sending that advice to fat lily

 

[Joe]

@Joe is Googling to help flea shed those pounds.

He is so helpful..

I tried acai Berry extract.

Besides helping to shed pounds it does suppress appetite.

So I have first hand experience @The Prowler.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

fat lily should sew her mouth shut

it would be beneficial to both her and everyone else

 

[The Prowler]

I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

Meat and dairy products are fattening so cut them out too.Substitute them with low fat seafood and baked not fried in an oven.

No hamburgers fries.

Stay away from fast food joints.

Just eat natural foods.

But @Joe, how can anyone know you are telling the truth this time?

You lie so much.

What @Joe? Why do you lie so much?

 

[Joe]

should be sending that advice to fat lily

Well she should try it.

It's reasonably cheap, affordable and it is not a drug with any side effects.

Look there's nothing to be ashamed about being overweight. Most Americans and Canadians are Yknow.

But I know what I would do if I really wanted to shed weight.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

should be sending that advice to fat lily

Well she should try it.

It's reasonably cheap, affordable and it is not a drug with any side effects.

Look there's nothing to be ashamed about being overweight. Most Americans and Canadians are Yknow.

But I know what I would do if I really wanted to shed weight.

she's flat broke sleeping on her mom's couch

so there's that

 

[Joe]

I eat whatever I want, Countess & my weight never goes up. I'm like Jughead Jones....

I never seem to gain weight no matter how much junk food I eat. I can eat all the yummy fatty food I want.

Meat and dairy products are fattening so cut them out too.Substitute them with low fat seafood and baked not fried in an oven.

No hamburgers fries.

Stay away from fast food joints.

Just eat natural foods.

But @Joe, how can anyone know you are telling the truth this time?

You lie so much.

What @Joe? Why do you lie so much?

You're too predictable & not clever enough at framing your arguments @The Prowler. Go back and correct your program errors.

 

[Joe]

should be sending that advice to fat lily

Well she should try it.

It's reasonably cheap, affordable and it is not a drug with any side effects.

Look there's nothing to be ashamed about being overweight. Most Americans and Canadians are Yknow.

But I know what I would do if I really wanted to shed weight.

she's flat broke sleeping on her mom's couch

so there's that

Well in that case acai berries are relatively cheap. Much less expensive than diet pills. And they actually work.

 

[The Prowler]

fat lily should sew her mouth shut

it would be beneficial to both her and everyone else

The Leaker's cuck boyfriend wants her to shut the fuck up so bad that he wants other dudes to stick their cocks in The Leaker's mouth to quiet her down.

They have had a lot of interest...guys come over all horned up..until they see her. Then it is No Fuckin' Way is my cock getting close to that bushpig!!!! and they are out the door.

 

[The Prowler]

You're too predictable & not clever enough at framing your arguments

@Joe Catching you in another blatant lie is not an argument, @Joe.

I just have to show where you said one thing, then contradicted it later.

You fuckin' idiot.

 

[Joe]

You're too predictable & not clever enough at framing your arguments

@Joe Catching you in another blatant lie is not an argument, @Joe.

I just have to show where you said one thing, then contradicted it later.

You fuckin' idiot.

OK so You're far too predictable & not clever enough at framing your attacks on others.

Cripes you're like a bombastic Cannon.

You're clearly an angry frustrated man who needs somewhere to channel his aggressons.

I have a copy of 'Bloodbath' I could send you ifya want @The Prowler.




....mind you it runs on a Mac & needs a cd caddy drive

It's meant for people just like you.
Take your frustration out on a game stead of forum members, eh?

 

[The Prowler]

@Joe thinks that pointing out when someone lies is very aggressive.

An expected response from a pathological liar.

@Joe, do you even realize your are lying when you tell a lie?

Do you spend so much time in a fantasy world that when you lie, it actually feels like the truth?

And when you contradict yourself, that feels like the truth too, because you are just living out a different fantasy...?

I have asked you before if you suffer from some form of mental illness. If you do, you do not need to be embarrassed. I would stop picking on you if I knew you struggled with a mental illness.

 

[Joe]

@Joe thinks that pointing out when someone lies is very aggressive.

An expected response from a pathological liar.

@Joe, do you even realize your are lying when you tell a lie?

Do you spend so much time in a fantasy world that when you lie, it actually feels like the truth?

And when you contradict yourself, that feels like the truth too, because you are just living out a different fantasy...?

I have asked you before if you suffer from some form of mental illness. If you do, you do not need to be embarrassed. I would stop picking on you if I knew you struggled with a mental illness.

Actually @The Prowler I think you've gotta mental illness.

Did you suffer a nervous breakdown or collapse at some point in your life which sidelined you?

Or a traumatic brain injury? Maybe you gotta puck in the head or some guy punched you in a beer league game?

Cmon be honest.

You've got the rantings of a nutcase.

In all honesty you don't seem to have your shit together.

Something doesn't seem right with you.

 

[The Prowler]

Actually @The Prowler I think you've gotta mental illness.

@Joe Why? Because I am mean to you?

I pointed out your blatant lies and you do not seem to be able to address them. That is just weird. You tell a lie and get caught, at least offer some explanation.

Your refusal to address the lies you tell could indicate a mental illness. That, and some of your other behaviours. That is why I ask.

So, other than being mean to you, what have I done that makes you think I might have a mental illness?

Did you suffer a nervous breakdown or collapse at some point in your life which sidelined you?

@Joe No. Like, not even close.

Or a traumatic brain injury? Maybe you gotta puck in the head or some guy punched you in a beer league game?

@Joe I have played contact sports for most of my life, so of course I have had some head contact. But I have never had a traumatic brain injury.

Cmon be honest.

@Joe I am being honest.

I have pointed out several times just this past week instances of you lying. I am not looking for them, but you contradict yourself in the same thread. It stands out.

You've got the rantings of a nutcase.

@Joe This is a great opportunity for you to point out what you feel are "rantings of a nutcase"

I slap you around whenever we spar. I know that it can be brutal for you. So you probably think I am a very cruel person.

What you do not understand is that I could do a lot worse to you @Joe. I take it easy on you because you are so severely outmatched.

In all honesty you don't seem to have your shit together.

@Joe In what way? I am very open about my life, so do not feel like you will be revealing PI or anything. Just be specific.

Something doesn't seem right with you.

@Joe Specific @Joe. What exactly do you think seems "not right".


Let us have some open conversation, @Joe. We can both share something about ourselves, and then ask the other about the same subject.

I was going to do it here, but instead I will start a thread.

 

[Adam Hitler]

That was the video I was talking about haha

 

[Seamajor]

should be sending that advice to fat lily

I bet you eat the shit out of that stuff Stubby. Clearly stunted your growth, and turned you into a pedo.

 

[The Cuntess]

prowler done spammed up dis here thread. SMH

 

[Kirk]

Hey, didn't Prowler brag about posting in some forum called "The Furnace"?

Every time he said "The Furnace," it sounded like he was referring to a homosexual sex club.

 

[The Cuntess]

Hey, didn't Prowler brag about posting in some forum called "The Furnace"?

Every time he said "The Furnace," it sounded like he was referring to a homosexual sex club.

He had an alt called “strapon” at CO.

 

[Lily]

should be sending that advice to fat lily

Well she should try it.

It's reasonably cheap, affordable and it is not a drug with any side effects.

Look there's nothing to be ashamed about being overweight. Most Americans and Canadians are Yknow.

But I know what I would do if I really wanted to shed weight.

she's flat broke sleeping on her mom's couch

so there's that

Well in that case acai berries are relatively cheap. Much less expensive than diet pills. And they actually work.

You believe everything you're told on a forum called Bastard Factory? That's precious.