Women's Manifesto

[The Countess]

I have, and you were never smart enough to read it.

I read it. It sucked

 

[Blandscape]

I have, and you were never smart enough to read it.

I read it. It sucked

Write us all a poem Flea.

 

[The Countess]

I have, and you were never smart enough to read it.

I read it. It sucked

Write us all a poem Flea.

Roses are red
Blandscape is poo
Your moms on the rag
And so are you

 

[Blandscape]

I have, and you were never smart enough to read it.

I read it. It sucked

Write us all a poem Flea.

Roses are red
Blandscape is poo
Your moms on the rag
And so are you

A sonnet fur the ages.

 

[Blandscape]

Wid ye like me tae write you one?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Fuck of you Scottish cunt. I'm trying to work my way through Irvine Welsh's 'Crime'

Story's ok but I need a fuckin translator and a dish rag for all the gutteral goo.

 

[Blandscape]

Well I always did tell ye ye shid huv studied harder when ye were in the Bar-el.

 

[Blandscape]

Scouse cunt.

 

[Blandscape]

Who the fuck gave you a book?

 

[Blandscape]

Welsh is over-rated.

 

[Blandscape]

Fur the real economic socio-political diorama start 100 +years ago wiff Tressell.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Who the fuck gave you a book?

It's a TV series. I tried a book once and lasted 2 pages before realising it was writ in foriegn.

What a difference 100 miles makes.

From civility to Neanderthal on the M6.

 

[X]

There's a gid moron.

whats a gid moron, ? is it a hybrid ?

 

[Blandscape]

Who the fuck gave you a book?

It's a TV series. I tried a book once and lasted 2 pages before realising it was writ in foriegn.

What a difference 100 miles makes.

From civility to Neanderthal on the M6.

The M6 is like the fucking 38th Parallel. The DMZ wiff John Wayne Gacy burying his victims in a shallow grave under his sentry tower as he is over-run with gooks, as a camera crew from Foxy News gather's pertinacious journalistic integrity via a sweet at the fucking Seoul Hilton.

We are not so different you... and well you. You are a knuckle dragging Scouse twat, and I am here to remind ye of dat.

Life has a way of wurking itself oot.

 

[Master Pu]

Ahaha!

I'm sorry though!

Gosh, it's been a while since I talked to someone so stupid.

Who are you fooling Mulder,
Guaranteed you're talking to yourself all the time.

 

[Master Pu]

*BOOM*

 

[The Scoundrel]

Life has a way of wurking itself oot.

Or not.

If that truism were truer then DNA would prove all Jocks closer to the primates than us Europeans.

And don't go fuckin claiming that yer Euro too.

Where's your prescence in the Champions League?

PROOF>

 

[Blandscape]

Life has a way of wurking itself oot.

Or not.

If that truism were truer then DNA would prove all Jocks closer to the primates than us Europeans.

And don't go fuckin claiming that yer Euro too.

Where's your prescence in the Champions League?

PROOF>

It cuts tae da quick when you remind me just how not really British I am. You bastard. I was revelling in my stone age fucking white heritage, and you just had to go and stone me to death wiff it. You evil cunt.

 

[Blandscape]

I wills never forgive ye Scouse.

 

[Blandscape]

Now....as a scouse, how many of yer Dad's were Irish?

 

[Aylana]

Wid ye like me tae write you one?

yeah, Flea said she wanted you to write her a love sonnet, as long as you don't have another mental breakdown when if everyone says it sucks

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Life has a way of wurking itself oot.

Or not.

If that truism were truer then DNA would prove all Jocks closer to the primates than us Europeans.

And don't go fuckin claiming that yer Euro too.

Where's your prescence in the Champions League?

PROOF>

Both Rangers and Celtic were in the champions league this season and Rangers are still in the Europa league... Did you see we signed Aaron Ramsey yesterday?

 

[Flynn]

No. I don't. Words aren't about attractiveness, but men that have more than a brain stump do seem to like smarter than the average woman.

So that's the reason why most men can't stand you... I always assumed it was because of your girth and poor personal hygeine.

Most sissy men can't stand a woman that doesn't kowtow to them. I can't stand a sissy either. It's even.

Pardon me for being pedantic but dont sissy men prefer to bow down to women or am I going just a bit to far BDSM? Or is that what strong men do cos it takes courage?

My view is theres so much evil in the world what with leftwingers PLEASE ASS BOX ME! and castrating children for their freakazoid ideology that we may as well ban abortion before getting round to stacking commies!

Hi, honey. I think you and the other Chicken Littles here need to form some sort of support group. You are losing the plot, badly.

I think I have a better understanding of Gender theory than Crutasious period bipeds like you ever will.

I think you were aiming for, Cretaceous Period. You know, the one that comes after Jurassic Park? I mean, The Jurassic Era.

I think you mean before cronologicaly, as in Jurassic Era they got big and Bitey like Caskur on heat.

No. I think "what I mean," is what I mean. As far as your description of Caskur on some new designer drug only you, Dovey, and SHAMPAIN know about is quit concerning, but here on BF, it's about on par.

On heat means ovulating and ready to mate not some "Designer drug", you would know this if you were a real woman.

Answer me this Mr. "Chronology," how is one "on heat?"

Now you're talking about biological reproduction? Why not use, "in heat?" Instead of trying to sound like Professor Dovey, why not just say what you mean in an English language recognized by the United Nations?

This is because any understanding of english is beyond you, on and in are interchangeable. You can live in a Forest or on a Forest, Forest being classified as woodland and heathland.

Likewise a woman can be on her period or come into season, on second thoughts caskur would be classified as being in season. But I would expect real women to know this.

Yet, you're the one out here that had to be corrected. Why you're posting about "English" when you're the ignorant sod running around, trying to sound intelligent while not being able to spell common words that 5-year-olds in comas can spell?

 

[Cookie Monster]

No. I don't. Words aren't about attractiveness, but men that have more than a brain stump do seem to like smarter than the average woman.

So that's the reason why most men can't stand you... I always assumed it was because of your girth and poor personal hygeine.

Most sissy men can't stand a woman that doesn't kowtow to them. I can't stand a sissy either. It's even.

Pardon me for being pedantic but dont sissy men prefer to bow down to women or am I going just a bit to far BDSM? Or is that what strong men do cos it takes courage?

My view is theres so much evil in the world what with leftwingers PLEASE ASS BOX ME! and castrating children for their freakazoid ideology that we may as well ban abortion before getting round to stacking commies!

Hi, honey. I think you and the other Chicken Littles here need to form some sort of support group. You are losing the plot, badly.

I think I have a better understanding of Gender theory than Crutasious period bipeds like you ever will.

I think you were aiming for, Cretaceous Period. You know, the one that comes after Jurassic Park? I mean, The Jurassic Era.

I think you mean before cronologicaly, as in Jurassic Era they got big and Bitey like Caskur on heat.

No. I think "what I mean," is what I mean. As far as your description of Caskur on some new designer drug only you, Dovey, and SHAMPAIN know about is quit concerning, but here on BF, it's about on par.

On heat means ovulating and ready to mate not some "Designer drug", you would know this if you were a real woman.

Answer me this Mr. "Chronology," how is one "on heat?"

Now you're talking about biological reproduction? Why not use, "in heat?" Instead of trying to sound like Professor Dovey, why not just say what you mean in an English language recognized by the United Nations?

This is because any understanding of english is beyond you, on and in are interchangeable. You can live in a Forest or on a Forest, Forest being classified as woodland and heathland.

Likewise a woman can be on her period or come into season, on second thoughts caskur would be classified as being in season. But I would expect real women to know this.

Yet, you're the one out here that had to be corrected. Why you're posting about "English" when you're the ignorant sod running around, trying to sound intelligent while not being able to spell common words that 5-year-olds in comas can spell?

Its called dyslexia, personally I dont care much, you could cop a beating with precise spelling or one that Ownarz joo! Either way its still a beating.

"trying to sound intelligent"

Those 4 words could be worth their own thread. Firstly I'm not trying to anything, this is me in low gear thats all thats needed although I understand why you may think its high gear. Also inferiority complex much?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Seems like this is a Seinfeld war, it's about nothing so far as I can tell.

It's all about nothing, didn't I show you that even?

I suppose. I'm trying to give Regan the benefit of the doubt.

This is why "pretend" fights don't make sense to me.

If I'm going to fuck someone up, there has to be meaning behind it. At forum's it's all mental masturbation to me...no matter who participates, no matter how lofty or pedestrian, it's all first class bullshit.

You couldn't fuck anyone up you are harmless, you are like a lobotomised Flynn on mogadon.

 

[Blandscape]

And in the benefit of my doubt she gave way to my doubt.

Let me just say out loud, I overstressed the point. I mean let's face it I respect so little on every board I have ever posted in, because all I ever posted too was to you fucking windless wonderous reprobates.

I misspoke on a roll, I rolled over someone I respect and admire while letting my fingers do the walking, wiffoot engaging my sense.

I was, and probably still am a fucking moron.

Let me make it even clearer than dat.

I respect Lily, I covet her and apologise to her.

Now who's going to tell me dat is a mistake?

 

[Blandscape]

I apologise Lily.

 

[Levon]

Wid ye like me tae write you one?

yeah, Flea said she wanted you to write her a love sonnet, as long as you don't have another mental breakdown when if everyone says it sucks

I doubt she wants it, and I doubt he'll do it since there are stips.

I've got a pre-write I'm working on but it's a bit rough to publish -- and I'm having trouble smoothing it down.

 

[Blandscape]

Wid ye like me tae write you one?

yeah, Flea said she wanted you to write her a love sonnet, as long as you don't have another mental breakdown when if everyone says it sucks

Does she need a sonnet, or sonic treatment under the right laboratory conditioning dat can only be provided fur at Area 51?

 

[Blandscape]

Wid ye like me tae write you one?

yeah, Flea said she wanted you to write her a love sonnet, as long as you don't have another mental breakdown when if everyone says it sucks

I doubt she wants it, and I doubt he'll do it since there are stips.

I've got a pre-write I'm working on but it's a bit rough to publish -- and I'm having trouble smoothing it down.

Proxy and I luvs a poem. Don't be so reticent, his alter ego Poppet isn't, and her wurk is shite.