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You weren't fucking BREATHINGFYI, I've found the best way to tell if your woman is dead is to push your hard dick up on her ass and see if there's a reaction......
If there's no movement, push it in! In her vagina of course!
Lok.....he screamed like a woman. More than once. I nearly flew out of the bed. I thought the house was on fire or there was an intruder in the room.
Then he goes "OMG thank God I thought you were dead!!"![]()
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seriously
even the fucking mirror I placed near your nostrils confirmed
were you a fucking vampire or something?
I was like " I swear to God if she's dead this is the last time I'm getting involved with ANYONE from the internetz"
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