My 88-year old neighbor, Noémia,

[LotusBud]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Amazing story

 

[The Countess]

LOL @ puta de muerda

 

[LotusBud]

LOL @ puta de muerda

I wish I had video of it. It was so fucking funny.

 

[Jeannie]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

yea, wow. thats something else, that story

 

[Biggie Smiles]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

yea, wow. thats something else, that story

Made me thankful I took the time out to visit bastard factory today

No doubt

 

[LotusBud]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

yea, wow. thats something else, that story

Don't knock it. These kinds of things make life worth living.

 

[Jeannie]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

yea, wow. thats something else, that story

Made me thankful I took the time out to visit bastard factory today

No doubt

i mean, making a thread about it? i guess her PM button is busted, but even then who would gaf

 

[Jeannie]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

yea, wow. thats something else, that story

Don't knock it. These kinds of things make life worth living.

if its a 'u had 2 be there' story, its not worth posting

 

[Jeannie]

im not belittling it, im just saying its a personal event

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Just this morning I was saying to myself that I felt a bit cheated in life because I lack the pressence of an 88 year old neighbor with whom I cannot engage in serious discussions due to a significant language barrier between us


And then you go and post this and just reinforce in my mind how unfair life can be at times

 

[Jeannie]

i had a dragonfly land on my knee with a hornet in in its mandibles, i watched as he tore it apart and ate it

u had 2 be there, thus no thread

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Not for nothing but this story makes me want to renounce my US citizenship and move to Portugal as soon as I can


Cause I’m just getting the feeling I’m really missing out on life by not being right there when things like this happen

 

[Biggie Smiles]

i had a dragonfly land on my knee with a hornet in in its mandibles, i watched as he tore it apart and ate it

u had 2 be there, thus no thread

This morning I woke up and opened my eyes


I mean, like fucking opened my eyes. After I woke up. In the morning

 

[LotusBud]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

yea, wow. thats something else, that story

Don't knock it. These kinds of things make life worth living.

if its a 'u had 2 be there' story, its not worth posting

It's not a YOU had to be there story. You only have to have a slight ability to imagine something. I imagine if your brain is a bit dull, it's difficult to imagine, though. Sad.

 

[LotusBud]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

yea, wow. thats something else, that story

Made me thankful I took the time out to visit bastard factory today

No doubt

As thankful as I am every single time you post one of your sexual fantasies about Admin?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Please. Everyone. Can we just take a moment out of our day to thank lotus for sharing this amazing story?

I reread it like 5 tomes and each time I do I become more convinced we may be sitting on the next billion dollar blockbuster blowout


My 88 year old neighbor and me.


Anyone know how to reach Pixar?

 

[Seamajor]

Thanks LB. I like the local knowledge too.

 

[LotusBud]

Please. Everyone. Can we just take a moment out of our day to thank lotus for sharing this amazing story?

I reread it like 5 tomes and each time I do I become more convinced we may be sitting on the next billion dollar blockbuster blowout


My 88 year old neighbor and me.


Anyone know how to reach Pixar?

I know. I read your breathless posts about Admin 5 times each. I pull an 8-hour day in order to accomplish that, given that you post about him 1000 times a day.

 

[Jeannie]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

yea, wow. thats something else, that story

Don't knock it. These kinds of things make life worth living.

if its a 'u had 2 be there' story, its not worth posting

It's not a YOU had to be there story. You only have to have a slight ability to imagine something. I imagine if your brain is a bit dull, it's difficult to imagine, though. Sad.

apparently it meant a lot 2 u but its a bs thread

y fret, u got what u want - attention

 

[LotusBud]

was all dressed up in a black shirt with sparkles on it, a shortish skirt, and pearls today. She's the one who said we must be kind to everyone. And she was telling another neighbor that someone they know is a puta de merda. I was laughing my ass off, so she said it over and over, laughing when she said it. The other neighbor kept pointing to Noémia as she said "Puta de merda" and saying "E ela tem quase 90 anos."

yea, wow. thats something else, that story

Don't knock it. These kinds of things make life worth living.

if its a 'u had 2 be there' story, its not worth posting

It's not a YOU had to be there story. You only have to have a slight ability to imagine something. I imagine if your brain is a bit dull, it's difficult to imagine, though. Sad.

apparently it meant a lot 2 u but its a bs thread

y fret, u got what u want - attention

Oh my god. I was sharing a funny moment with "u," you sour old fuck. I'm sorry life is so damn dry for "u."

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Please. Everyone. Can we just take a moment out of our day to thank lotus for sharing this amazing story?

I reread it like 5 tomes and each time I do I become more convinced we may be sitting on the next billion dollar blockbuster blowout


My 88 year old neighbor and me.


Anyone know how to reach Pixar?

I know. I read your breathless posts about Admin 5 times each. I pull an 8-hour day in order to accomplish that, given that you post about him 1000 times a day.

I dunno, it all comes together so perfectly tho.

She's 88, she's got a black shirt on with pearls on it. She points her finger and there's someone else there to witness it

you sure you don't want to obfuscate some of the more exciting sequence of events so that one of these neanderthals doesn't steal you brain equity and write a best seller with it?

just a thought, dear.

 

[RAVEN]

She needs to hold off on first offers for her story, There will be a bidding war for sure .

 

[Seamajor]

As per usual, any thread is fair game.

 

[LotusBud]

Please. Everyone. Can we just take a moment out of our day to thank lotus for sharing this amazing story?

I reread it like 5 tomes and each time I do I become more convinced we may be sitting on the next billion dollar blockbuster blowout


My 88 year old neighbor and me.


Anyone know how to reach Pixar?

I know. I read your breathless posts about Admin 5 times each. I pull an 8-hour day in order to accomplish that, given that you post about him 1000 times a day.

I dunno, it all comes together so perfectly tho.

She's 88, she's got a black shirt on with pearls on it. She points her finger and there's someone else there to witness it

you sure you don't want to obfuscate some of the more exciting sequence of events so that one of these neanderthals doesn't steal you brain equity and write a best seller with it?

just a thought, dear.

You are so stupid it's funny.

 

[Admin.]

What a bunch of bitter fucking losers that can't enjoy someone's fun little moment, and feel the need to make multiple posts pissing on it in GENNERAL FUCKING DISCUSSIONS @Bastard Factory

 

[Admin.]

As per usual, any thread is fair game.

Some midgets are more equal than others, it seems.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

oh boy, someone is bleeding a little too much today

Good thing Oregon now hands out free tampons

 

[Admin.]

oh boy, someone is bleeding a little too much today

Good thing Oregon now hands out free tampons

@Bastard Factory

 

[Biggie Smiles]

@someone needs a new tampon