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[Master]

I was laughing earlier and one of the bitches was like “wat u laffn at keyvin “ and I told them if they don’t register here I’ll fire every single one of them

 

[Master]

With great power comes great responsibility

 

[SHAMPAIN]

23 inch upper thigh haahaha fantasy gimp! call me skinny legs when the reality is much different! PROVEN!! What's the point in lying?

 

[Breakfall]

I mean “woo” ….but “woe” will do!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Shittypants don’t get it @Breakfall

 

[Master]

I need to change the subject

 

[Master]

One of the guys, instead of shitting in the toilet, shat in the garbage bin

 

[Master]

The damn toilet was , you know, right there

 

[Master]

I made one of the girls clean it up

 

[Breakfall]

@SHAMPAIN a 23” upper thigh isn’t large dude! Mines bigger than that…and I’m a fucking surfer. Mostly upper body.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

That’s not really a good change of subject fyi

 

[Breakfall]

I smoked a little weed! Lol to catch up!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Shamepain

 

[Master]

(Throws hands up)

 

[Breakfall]

It was intense in here over the past hour!

 

[Frood]

I jerked off to a hawt black girl athlete...

 

[Master]

We got a couple beautiful African queens at work

 

[Master]

Their bitches but they’re beautiful

 

[Iggy McLulz]

(Throws hands up)

My bad actually go ahead probably a better story than Shampshits lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

@Breakfall That's close to large body builders lmao no way youve got bigger yer 5ft nothing and cock eyed

 

[Frood]

Just before I blew my load, I started making click noises.... for some sexy pillow talk.

 

[Master]

Black girls with green eyes is hot

 

[Master]

Racist ppl are missing out

 

[Breakfall]

@SHAMPAIN at 50 years old I’m just trying to stay fit. I’m not trying to be a show-pony anymore….trust me!

 

[Master]

You don’t go to a buffet to eat only bread

 

[Master]

 

[Frood]

Green girls with black eyes would be hawt too

 

[Master]

I’m sure they’re on only fans

 

[Master]

You just gotta pay for it