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[sweet tea]

It's a place for those who fear, to hide.

 

[Breakfall]

The thing about reflective edifices, is that they’re a fire risk. The sun’s rays can be inadvertently refracted onto landscaped mulch and combust over a very small time frame. I don’t think your insurance company would cover such obvious negligence…

 

[sweet tea]

How poetic

 

[Breakfall]

Don’t get me started…

 

[Jeannie]

do.. get started

 

[Breakfall]

Alas…may I pace the subtle shores of lime,

 

[Breakfall]

and wrinkled footing…

 

[Breakfall]

subdue time.

 

[Frood]

Well....if you like pina coladas.... and being caught in the rain.

 

[Breakfall]

It’s a gift of mine…

 

[sweet tea]

Good tune

 

[Breakfall]

Lol…penis coladaZ!

 

[Frood]

That may be a more girly drink, Breaky....

 

[Jeannie]

i never order those umbrella drinks

 

[Breakfall]

True dat! Lulz

 

[Jeannie]

oh, its frood. 'A PINK LADY PLZ!'

 

[Frood]

Jeannie is more of a five fingers gal....

 

[Breakfall]

i never order those umbrella drinks

Cocktails baby!

 

[Breakfall]

Five fingered poon punch? Lol

 

[Lily]

umbrella drinks are for soft people

 

[Jeannie]

frood wpuld like 'an exploding penis'

 

[Jeannie]

hahaha

 

[Lily]

lmao @Jeannie No doubt!

 

[Breakfall]

I went on a 10 day cruise to Vanuatu…and those “umbrella drinks” cost more than the bloody cruise itsel!

 

[Frood]

Jeannie, what is wrong with your hoo hoo if guy's penises explode after being with you?

 

[Jeannie]

where did the umbrella come from? probably ppl ordering drinks during monsoon season

 

[Lily]

"Mmmm, mmmm tastes just like penis milk." Frood smiles and guzzzles...

 

[Lily]

"Mmmm, mmmm tastes just like penis milk." Frood smiles and guzzles...

 

[Breakfall]

:LicKIt:

 

[Breakfall]