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[Jeannie]

like beer

 

[Frood]

I ruined my stomach on massive amounts of expressos daily. Only drink 1-2 mild ones these days.

 

[Breakfall]

I prefer this instant coffee…

 

[Jeannie]

its the rules of life - no pain, no gain

 

[Frood]

The Energy drinks didn’t help either....

 

[Breakfall]

Ulcers?

 

[Jeannie]

pfft sugar and caffeineavoid the protein shakes too,

 

[Frood]

Yup.... 2-4 litres of V or Red Bull per day plus 5-10 double expressos.

 

[Omnipotent]

I thought you'd be glued yo your TV watching the big men fly..

 

[Jeannie]

ok, @Frood i dare u.

 

[Frood]

I'm married, Jeannie.... ask somebody else.

 

[Jeannie]

awww... :'(

 

[Jeannie]

hey frood, u ever figure out what a feather stick is yet?

 

[Frood]

It's not you, it's me.... and I have to wash my hair tonight.

 

[Jeannie]

'wash your hair'? wipe ypur head with a napkin - boom, dry

 

[Frood]

I let it grow out for the last 5 weeks.

 

[Jeannie]

just go baldie, be like bruce willis and dont hide it

 

[Frood]

I have buzzed my head religiously since 2010, but I let it go for shits and giggles.

 

[Jeannie]

just dont be that 70s long haired bald dude

 

[Jeannie]

i replied on the million thread

 

[Frood]

just dont be that 70s long haired bald dude

I'm not balding.

Got rid of it previously because I hated having to go for haircuts and the summer heat here sucks when you've got a mop on top.

 

[Frood]

So you did....

 

[Breakfall]

I cut my hair with scissors these days…I prefer some wavy locks.

 

[Frood]

What happened to the ho's?

 

[Frood]

Our combined sexiness must have driven them into a wanking struggle session...

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Frood]

Jeannie be like, "Freud makes my pantie mound moist. He so dreamy"...

 

[Frood]

Then Oak was like, "that big beefsteak Breaky makes my netherpit throb. I could just eat him up.... with rice and some seasoning"....

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Jeannie]

HAHA very funny, how about u austrailian savages make us ladies a sammich