Ever been Fired from a Job?

rigor79

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I’m not done with him yet.......timing is everything
Punch him in the wiener!

If he had a wiener he wouldn’t be a snitch tho.......

buy him a set of rubber testicles with a card "grow some balls ! you ballsy dude" :Perfecto:
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Oliver Shagnasty

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I got a fuck you very much general/honorable 5 years, 11 months , 18 days into a 6 year enlistment. My DD214 was coded re-4... not eligible for re-enlistment, reason for discharge, drug abuse. In 1984. Never looked back.

I kinda like marijuana.
For shame Maven! For shame!
 

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TheHaze

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Be happy he wasn't fucking some kind of farm animal- - - - - - - -
 
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I got a far the new kid tomorrow morning. I think he has a kid on the way
 

Scooter

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Lazy Shits. White people complaining about being out of work. There is employment out there. Instead, they complain about minorities on welfare when they are indeed on welfare, themselves. I work 6 days a week, every week because people don't want to work.
 

Breakfall

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I once got fired for falling in love with the boss’s daughter. I was a cellar-hand at a pompous well-to-do vineyard winery. The daughter was involved in an unhappy marriage and she would flirt with me...I would smile back a lot while customers spat in the spittoons. I would pull a face at the base nature of the prats spitting and she would giggle in turn. We came close to making sweet love in an empty fermentation tank...and then I was fired!
 

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Got fired from Walmart last month for eating a girls lunch out of the break room.
She said I did it and came out me so I threatened to kill her.
 

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Once. I got a year of unemployment payments out of it, cuz wrongful action.
That whole year kicked ass! I could work on anything I liked and be paid weekly regardless.