I'm feeling cute so I'm going to make admong cry & tell you about my Luxury cruise *Merged "Feeling cute" posts along with Admin vs Biggie vs Seamajor

[Admin.]

"I'm On a Boat" (Wink wink)

 

[Dove]

Irony

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Now for those of you who know me you know I like luxury. I'm not cheap when it comes to spending on me and mine. I have a 4300sq ft home with 7 bedrooms, an Olympic size heated swimming pool, an eight person whirlpool spa enclosed in an all cedar gazebo, two luxury sedans parked out front etc etc

And I give to others in the form of luxury cruises where strangers onboard can enjoy, well, the gift of me.

I normally stick with the upper echelon of local cruising a.k.a Royal Caribbean international but sometimes I can be seen slumming it in a junior suite which costs nearly 450.00 a night on some Carnival party boat provided the timing and destinations are right.

But this time I decided to give MSC (A European company) a try. Big mistake.

First and foremost, before we even have a chance to kick off the week of at sea festivities some woman goes and puts a damper on my week of fun by falling overboard the morning of our embarkation and fucking drowning. Can you believe that? Of all the times?

More to come on my less than stellar experience with this cruise line but lets just say this was an omen of events to come.

 

[The Prowler]

First and foremost, before we even have a chance to kick off the week of at sea festivities some woman goes and puts a damper on my week of fun by falling overboard the morning of our embarkation and fucking drowning.

Another "Covid death" on a cruise..

 

[Dove]

But Big.....you dont have a Pottery Barn 12 seat table that costs as much as your two last cars combined.

I'm just not impressed >:p

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Another "Covid death" on a cruise..

Yes, falling 14 stories to her watery grave below would no doubt be a highly probable COVID death in the idiot minds of any liberal scum bag performing the autopsy. No doubt there.

But this happened in Florida where people are intelligent and normal so maybe not.

Whats up buddy? Good to see you again.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

But Big.....you dont have a Pottery Barn 12 seat table that costs as much as your two last cars combined.

I'm just not impressed >:p

I know, I know. But I'm thinking of installing a mini launch pad in my backyard so that I can launch satellites which cost more than small towns in Costa Rica into space as the whim strikes me

Will that suffice? In lieu of?

As an interim solution of course.

 

[Dove]

I know, I know. But I'm thinking of installing a mini launch pad in my backyard so that I can launch satellites which cost more than small towns in Costa Rica into space as the whim strikes me

Will that suffice? In lieu of?

As an interim solution of course.

I dunno. I'm a high maintenance kinda person.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I dunno. I'm a high maintenance kinda person.

Alrighty then you are tough to please. But I like that in a woman.

Perhaps I can make good with Murd on a temporary basis to find out from her which contractor she used to lay the runway for the private jet onto her 3000 sq ft worth of private luxurious property?

That way, we too can fly to the South pacific on a moments notice from right there, our own backyard, without any of the hassles one would normally expect at LAX airport?

how does that sound? Am I getting warmer?

 

[The Prowler]

Whats up buddy? Good to see you again.

Took my dog for a nice long walk today because it has warmed-up to -7 C.

 

[The Prowler]

she used to lay the runway for the private jet

She was so happy that day that she stayed sober.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Took my dog for a nice long walk today because it has warmed-up to -7 C.

Damn... that's cold

Me? I was busy allowing the elderly here in my my state freeze to death in their homes at an unfathomably cold temperature of 48 degrees.

But I wasn't out imagining I purchased 12 person tables wedge at an angle inside of rooms designed to fit 4 at a price tag exceeding two motor vechiles while people are starving to death right around the corner so I guess my selfishness does have some restraints

Did you break out the snowmobile? That seemed to really spin up some of our more gentle readers something awful

 

[Biggie Smiles]

She was so happy that day that she stayed sober.

The 12 person table from Ikea did for me tho

snickers.



12 person table in an area the size of a freight elevator


Dinner standing up anyone?

 

[The Prowler]

Did you break out the snowmobile? That seemed to really spin up some of our more gentle readers something awful

I went for a ride last Thursday...will be going again sometime this week...probably tomorrow or Wednesday. The trails are a little busy over the holidays, but I have a few friends who usually cannot get out when I do (being retired) so I will go for a ride with them. Probably stop and make a fire and enjoy some beverages...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I went for a ride last Thursday...will be going again sometime this week...probably tomorrow or Wednesday. The trails are a little busy over the holidays, but I have a few friends who usually cannot get out when I do (being retired) so I will go for a ride with them. Probably stop and make a fire and enjoy some beverages...

Makes you wish you could come home looking like a spoiled tomato after a long day of doing nothing on a beach doesn't it?

 

[The Prowler]

Makes you wish you could come home looking like a spoiled tomato after a long day of doing nothing on a beach doesn't it?

Ha!!

I mean, Murdock claims to enjoy that. It is not my cup of tea.

I do like snorkeling when at the beach or swimming out to a rocky point or somewhere interesting. I suck at swimming so I have to use something to make it easier...even those foam noodle things make it easier for me...I just lay on one so it goes under my arm pits and it helps keep me afloat.

But yeah, I have seen pictures of Murdock after a beach day and it looks painful. Haha!!!

There is always a point in the winter where I would like to spend a week or so in a warm climate. It is probably not going to happen this year because of vaccination requirements to enter the USA. We had to cancel our 2 week booking for Florida in Jan./Feb..

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ha!!

I mean, Murdock claims to enjoy that. It is not my cup of tea.

I do like snorkeling when at the beach or swimming out to a rocky point or somewhere interesting. I suck at swimming so I have to use something to make it easier...even those foam noodle things make it easier for me...I just lay on one so it goes under my arm pits and it helps keep me afloat.

But yeah, I have seen pictures of Murdock after a beach day and it looks painful. Haha!!!

There is always a point in the winter where I would like to spend a week or so in a warm climate. It is probably not going to happen this year because of vaccination requirements to enter the USA. We had to cancel our 2 week booking for Florida in Jan./Feb..

Amazing.

Someone like you requires proof they took a useless vaccination that does not even prevent one from falling ill to the virus to enter the country but an MS13 gang member riddled with every disease known to man can walk right across our southern border no questions asked.

Only in the mind of a liberal can something so twisted and stupid make any kind of sense.

 

[Lily]

But Big.....you dont have a Pottery Barn 12 seat table that costs as much as your two last cars combined.

I'm just not impressed >:p

salty

lol

 

[Lily]

Ha!!

I mean, Murdock claims to enjoy that. It is not my cup of tea.

I do like snorkeling when at the beach or swimming out to a rocky point or somewhere interesting. I suck at swimming so I have to use something to make it easier...even those foam noodle things make it easier for me...I just lay on one so it goes under my arm pits and it helps keep me afloat.

But yeah, I have seen pictures of Murdock after a beach day and it looks painful. Haha!!!

There is always a point in the winter where I would like to spend a week or so in a warm climate. It is probably not going to happen this year because of vaccination requirements to enter the USA. We had to cancel our 2 week booking for Florida in Jan./Feb..

People have their preferences. Some people like mountains and some people like the ocean. I don't think it's something for others to get emotionally invested in.

I happen to like both, but the ocean is most alluring for me.

 

[The Countess]

The most expensive table at PB is a little less than 3k.


Most decent dining tables are around that price

 

[Seamajor]

I’d buy 3

 

[The Prowler]

People have their preferences. Some people like mountains and some people like the ocean.

I just checked to see how much it would be to get a return flight to Senile @Joe's neck of the woods (Vancouver, BC).

I could get a return flight from Jan. 16-Jan. 22 for $90.97. That would be with just one carry on luggage and a personal bag, but that is all I need.

I might do something like that. Right now their weather forecast is cold and rainy, though. A high of 7C for the next 7 days. My city is showing a high of 9C over the next 7 days.

Hey Senile @Joe, can you spare a bedroom for a week or so? Some breakfast would be nice too...

 

[Lily]

I just checked to see how much it would be to get a return flight to Senile @Joe's neck of the woods (Vancouver, BC).

I could get a return flight from Jan. 16-Jan. 22 for $90.97. That would be with just one carry on luggage and a personal bag, but that is all I need.

I might do something like that. Right now their weather forecast is cold and rainy, though. A high of 7C for the next 7 days. My city is showing a high of 9C over the next 7 days.

Hey Senile @Joe, can you spare a bedroom for a week or so? Some breakfast would be nice too...

That's cheap for getting away.

 

[Joe]

I just checked to see how much it would be to get a return flight to Senile @Joe's neck of the woods (Vancouver, BC).

I could get a return flight from Jan. 16-Jan. 22 for $90.97. That would be with just one carry on luggage and a personal bag, but that is all I need.

I might do something like that. Right now their weather forecast is cold and rainy, though. A high of 7C for the next 7 days. My city is showing a high of 9C over the next 7 days.

Hey Senile @Joe, can you spare a bedroom for a week or so? Some breakfast would be nice too...

Well it depends @The Prowler.

1st you gotta get that noisy rescued dog of yours unda control.



And merely barking at it wont be acceptable cuz you'll wake up the neighbors eh?

 

[The Prowler]

That's cheap for getting away.

Yeah...Swoop airlines offers some real low rates, especially if you are not picky about the day of the week that you leave.

Flair is cheap too.

1st you gotta get that noisy rescued dog of yours unda control.

I will not bring my dog, Senile @Joe.

You might give him fleas.

 

[Admin.]

Of course I'm an excellent break dance fighter...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Lmao. Admin fag must still be in his feelings after I ran him off the site.

 

[Seamajor]

Lmao. Admin fag must still be in his feelings after I ran him off the site.

Things are different

 

[Admin.]

Lmao. Admin fag must still be in his feelings after I ran him off the site.

If that's the case Pauncho Potbelly, why am I here sending you into paroxysms self pity?

"I am a very manly man I am strapped, so what if my Black Girl Friend's is bigger?" Stubby Stupido.

 

[Seamajor]

Let’s not run him off right now. I’m hoping he’ll post a break dancing video back in the day. Sad he’s 40 lbs heavier today.