Blovers in a dangerous time

[Dove]

My first wife was never the jealous type.

In 2015 I took an old acquaintance who was pretty friendly with both of us on a 7 day cruise and she was happy to see us hitting it off. That's not to say she didn't make her own run at the goods shortly thereafter but I respectfully declined and we remain friends to this day

I as I do with all of my exes save for one.

Did I tell you that I wasn't invited to someone's sweet 16 just recently? I won't mention any names as jealous stalkers abound but I'm sure you know who it is I am talking about. I respectfully declined about of respect for my current GF.

A certain boy? The one whose diaper I changed a few times? I think I do. I'm still FB friends with several of your people lol. Oh that includes a certain other young man who apparently didnt approve of me, right?

I'm glad certain people were so moved by your fathers passing they openly discussed it on the forum.

Gotdamn that irked me SO HARD. I'm glad I knew about it BEFORE seeing her discuss it on a random thread though. I loved your dad. We had the funniest morning routine ever LOL.

This person never even met your parents ffs. I've bit my tongue and let shit slide for a long time because I suspected the GOAL was to get me to go off so she could pretend I was jealous.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So I would mostly let her go on and on about her cosmic connection to you and how she could "feel" you about to call her.

Cosmic connection

lmao

She must of been huffing too many of those gas fumes leaking out the radio in one of those two cars which costed less than the pottery barn table. As she was in the middle of driving 1000 miles to pay for a hotel stay in Wisconsin just to acquire internet dick off a dude who could make Fred Flinstone look like a Chippendale's model . And merely had Cosmic Outpost confused instead

do you see the damaging effects of alcohol on one's mind?

 

[Dove]

Cosmic connection

lmao

She must of been huffing too many of those gas fumes leaking out the radio in one of those two cars which costed less than the pottery barn table. As she was in the middle of driving 1000 miles to pay for a hotel stay in Wisconsin just to acquire internet dick off a dude who could make Fred Flinstone look like a Chippendale's model . And merely had Cosmic Outpost confused instead

do you see the damaging effects of alcohol on one's mind?

I'm FB stalking your first ex wife right now.

Is it stalking if you are FB friends?

Lulz.

 

[Dove]

Even if wanted to sit and "show off" my real life experiences with Big and post pictures from the times we spent togther in real life, I wouldnt be able to because our herd of children is in pretty much every picture. I have a cute one of me and Bigs mom I would never fucking post. Even though we are adorable.

Shes probably the ONLY person on the planet besides a straight up midget who is shorter than me lol.

I have a picture of that sign the boys made for me and my girls. How they decorated the house to surprise us?

Did MURD get a "welcome home" sign from your family? I THINK NOT!!

Yeah I'm real jealous over her stupid avi one picture she took of you where you were looking at your phone probably texting me bahahahaha.

 

[LotusBud]

"Abviously" you're mistaken. You idiots accuse anyone on the right who you disagree with of being gay...

It's clear as day that you find homosexuality shameful but your libtard programming prevents you from admitting it.

The funniest part is you have a literal monkey pox-spreading homo among your ranks, but his cock lust gets a pass for some reason.

Yeah. That's not what "we" do. Smallie has been fantasizing about having oral sex with Admin for years. THAT makes HIM (Smallie) gay. Period.

 

[LotusBud]

I just pictured Smallie giving Admin head. He wouldn't even
have to get on his knees. He could stand up and do it. LMAO.

Sorry, @Admin.

 

[Dove]

Yeah. That's not what "we" do. Smallie has been fantasizing about having oral sex with Admin for years. THAT makes HIM gay. Period.

Not so much.

There is a reason for the "Admin sucks cock" thing and we all seem to understand it.....except a few of you guys who have gone off in a whole direction into some homophobic taunting.

In 2022 no one is in the closet.....unless they are terrified of being labeled a transphobe.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I just pictured Smallie giving Admin head. He wouldn't even
have to get on his knees. He could stand up and do it. LMAO.

Sorry, @Admin.

you have some really disgusting fetishes dear.

and for a married woman too.

 

[Dove]

I just pictured Smallie giving Admin head. He wouldn't even
have to get on his knees. He could stand up and do it. LMAO.

Sorry, @Admin.

Well, damn.

Did you pinch your nipples while you imagined this?

Were they in the shower? Big gives the best head in the shower.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Well, damn.

Did you pinch your nipples while you imagined this?

Were they in the shower? Big gives the best head in the shower.

Now now.. we all know how averse she is to showering. The mere thought could see her crashing her billygoat into the nearest tree and then laying down for some quick fellatio afterwards.

Let's not get nasty and personal here. Keep it above belt.

 

[Dove]

Now now.. we all know how averse she is to showering. The mere thought could see her crashing her billygoat into the nearest tree and then laying down for some quick fellatio afterwards.

Let's not get nasty and personal here. Keep it above belt.

I just feel like if you ever decided to have gay sex, you would start in the shower.

Or maybe I think that because that's how I would do it? When I used to do that?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I just feel like if you ever decided to have gay sex, you would start in the shower.

Or maybe I think that because that's how I would do it? When I used to do that?

I would never design to have gay sex under any circumstance.

I'm just don't feel a gravitation towards feces in any way so please don't get admong's hopes up. He's on ignore and I'm really uncertain what would come to pass if he started PMing me minute by minute with travel plans, romantic getaways ideas etc etc under such a context.

 

[Dove]

I would never design to have gay sex under any circumstance.

I'm just don't feel a gravitation towards feces in any way so please don't get admong's hopes up. He's on ignore and I'm really uncertain what would come to pass if he started PMing me minute by minute with travel plans, romantic getaways ideas etc etc under such a context.

Oh I know you wouldnt lol.

I'm just saying IF you did there would be a lot of showering involved LOL

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh I know you wouldnt lol.

I'm just saying IF you did there would be a lot of showering involved LOL

Again, please, admin lives on this site a full 24 hours a day and if properly motivated with the idea that I might be interested in his well worn anus more often rode upon than interstate route 80 he might never leave me alone.

Can we please refocus our attention here on something like Murd's big clapback attempt at emulating the highly esteemed and innovative Greta Thunberg?

She told me I have little dick energy via a well crafted email address. Like Greta did!

A true marvel in clapback technology. No?

 

[Dove]

So here is another not so great picture of me that is more recent than that other no so great picture of me that got Flynn and co so moist

 

[Dove]

Again, please, admin lives on this site a full 24 hours a day and if properly motivated with the idea that I might be interested in his well worn anus more often rode upon than interstate route 80 he might never leave me alone.

Can we please refocus our attention here on something like Murd's big clapback attempt at emulating the highly esteemed and innovative Greta Thunberg?

She told me I have little dick energy via a well crafted email address. Like Greta did!

A true marvel in clapback technology. No?

Because the small dick email wasnt dull the first several millions times a leftraded shitlib peon posted it when they had nothing else.

I wonder how empowered she feels now that shes used the small dick card? Since dicks and vaginas and sex are all these people think about.

Good thing they dont think we are the sum of our bodies parts right?! Yeah. Fucking depraved idiots.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So here is another not so great picture of me that is more recent than that other no so great picture of me that got Flynn and co so moist

I'm beginning to wonder if it would not be the benevolent thing to do, and possibly earn us guaranteed entry into the cloudy paradise up in the sky, if we began sharing some unsavory details about our personal lives which then can then use as fodder against us?

I mean, thus far all I'm seeing is rehashed clapbacks and pictures being painted of two very good looking and well adjusted netcitizens who are merely hurting a lot of feelz lately so i'm thinking they can really use the generosity.

No?

 

[Dove]

I'm beginning to wonder if it would not be the benevolent thing to do, and possibly earn us guaranteed entry into the cloudy paradise up in the sky, if we began sharing some unsavory details about our personal lives which then can then use as fodder against us?

I mean, thus far all I'm seeing is rehashed clapbacks and pictures being painted of two very good looking and well adjusted netcitizens who are merely hurting a lot of feelz lately so i'm thinking they can really use the generosity.

No?

Exactly lol

They come at me like I'm some Goliath who is so super beautiful and intelligent.

I'm humanizing myself for charity purposes.

Trying to find that pic of me taking a wee lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Because the small dick email wasnt dull the first several millions times a leftraded shitlib peon posted it when they had nothing else.

I wonder how empowered she feels now that shes used the small dick card? Since dicks and vaginas and sex are all these people think about.

Good thing they dont think we are the sum of our bodies parts right?! Yeah. Fucking depraved idiots.

I dunno, you don't think it just gets funnier and funnier each time a woman finds herself without retort since it was first deployed in it's original context back when men had to run for their lives from dinosaurs etc?

 

[Seamajor]

Thank JESUS I’ve kept my family private. You fuckers are brutal

Come on, you’re a blabber mouth

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Exactly lol

They come at me like I'm some Goliath who is so super beautiful and intelligent.

I'm humanizing myself for charity purposes.

Trying to find that pic of me taking a wee lol

ooh.. I know

this one time, in the history of my life, my credit score was a dismal 649

dear lord, let them be merciful?

 

[Seamajor]

lmao -- someone's feeling a tilted and miffed right about now

* flips through catalogue for the least whaleish looking picture of murdy

5’2” @ 280 pounds is a whale Stubby.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

BULLSEYE!

I hit these fuckers right in the middle of the hornets nest

* blows smoke off the tip of the gun barrel *

 

[Dove]

ooh.. I know

this one time, in the history of my life, my credit score was a dismal 649

dear lord, let them be merciful?

The stories I've told about myself.....and what they chose to focus on or think they are "taking me down" with....its just laughable LOL

 

[Biggie Smiles]

The stories I've told about myself.....and what they chose to focus on or think they are "taking me down" with....its just laughable LOL

it aint easy being the Bonnie and Clyde of terror town but it sure is fun

by the way, when you have a moment to spare of course, would you please inform sewage major that he is still on ignore as I do not wish to sully myself among cretins who drive vans filled with bags of candy for both business and pleasure?

thank you

 

[Seamajor]

I’d take you under my wing Dovey. You fit in nicely down here

 

[Seamajor]

it aint easy being the Bonnie and Clyde of terror town but it sure is fun

by the way, when you have a moment to spare of course, would you please inform sewage major that he is still on ignore as I do not wish to sully myself among cretins who drive vans filled with bags of candy for both business and pleasure?

thank you

Break my heart ya little fuck

 

[Dove]

My favorite so far is the whole Turdock accusing me of having a "crush" on her all this time.

What a fucking mental case.

Like I wouldnt have said anything by now? Wasnt she trying to slam me by using convos i did have with her about my feelings over a certain guy here? Trying to claim IM the pathetic one?

Or was that just my way of confessing my feelings for her now?

And you know.....I'm kinda married to a man I'm rather fond of.

He has a hell of a neck on him LOL. That's a more recent not so great picture as well.

 

[Dove]

I’d take you under my wing Dovey. You fit in nicely down here

Even with my small government sensibilities?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

My favorite so far is the whole Turdock accusing me of having a "crush" on her all this time.

Well, you did, on more than one occasion if I recall, express a taste for red koolaid

Did you not?

Perhaps this is all one big innocent misunderstanding?