Being the sexiest troll alive…

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I had red pubes and every 6th hair on my head was red or strawberry coloured (the rest were blonde or brunette) up until I was 30 something...

My eyes were initially also blue, then green in my twenties, then hazel green with heavy autumn colours in the centre since.

Young people now confuse me as being similarly aged despite being double their age.

I am a sexy shapeshifter....like @cw_ 's muscular toesies...
 

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I'd get way moar chiXs than breakfall, not just cauase he digs the young'ns ...but tall dark an hammsome beats short and squat any day
 

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it were a glorious day, bers in the cold wind but sunny ... now some fish and seefood cooked by a bunch'a wops
poor jeebus, let us mourn you pricks .. breakfall, baby jezoo is watching yoO
 

cw_

> you
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I had red pubes and every 6th hair on my head was red or strawberry coloured (the rest were blonde or brunette) up until I was 30 something...

My eyes were initially also blue, then green in my twenties, then hazel green with heavy autumn colours in the centre since.

Young people now confuse me as being similarly aged despite being double their age.

I am a sexy shapeshifter....like @cw_ 's muscular toesies...
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reaper

I'll take your fucking soul.
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She obviously broke his little black heart into a million pieces and he still hasn't forgiven her.

It's so intense I'm beginning to suspect she took his virginity, too.
Just look at the flowers !
 
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I'm actually the sexiest troll alive because I'm quite humble, say yes or no ma'am, and I can chat with any of our lovely ladies without sexual innuendos or overtures...
 

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I ate so much yesterday ... fuck

tomorrow when the big guy rises moar food .... this time BBQ'd lamb
 
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I had red pubes and every 6th hair on my head was red or strawberry coloured (the rest were blonde or brunette) up until I was 30 something...

My eyes were initially also blue, then green in my twenties, then hazel green with heavy autumn colours in the centre since.

Young people now confuse me as being similarly aged despite being double their age.

I am a sexy shapeshifter....like @cw_ 's muscular toesies...

You’ve got big tits and lung cancer. Go figure