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I'll tell you what,for 51 years old I am one good fucking looking Irishmen.

Scared up face an all :Awesome:
 
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You could sure use an ozempic shot administered with a Turkey baster
 
Some weight loss fad shit
Oh right,ok.

To be fair to fisty she did just have a kid and it's hard fucking work loseing weight when you get older.I don't see no biggie is getting a bit of help.And if it gives you a hign even better.More drugs is better lol.
 
Oh right,ok.

To be fair to fisty she did just have a kid and it's hard fucking work loseing weight when you get older.I don't see no biggie is getting a bit of help.And if it gives you a hign even better.More drugs is better lol.
To have the humpty lumpy fatty trying to shame her for weight is hysterical when this bitch makes Jabba the Hutt look like a track star
 
To have the humpty lumpy fatty trying to shame her for weight is hysterical when this bitch makes Jabba the Hutt look like a track star
You still hit it though.right? lol

Both of em are half decent looking women tbh.
 
You still hit it though.right? lol

Both of em are half decent looking women tbh.
Embarrassingly yes. It was a pity fuck that sometimes gives me nightmare to this day.

I’ll never fuck a fatty like that again. It was like climbing atop a weather balloon that was way off course. Ugh
 
And then she started making what sounded like humpback whale noises and I seriously thought the earth was gonna be attacked by some far away alien race riding a cucumber

I fucked her missionary and was so tempted to rub her neck rolls just to see if they’d play a tune
 
And then she started making what sounded like humpback whale noises and I seriously thought the earth was gonna be attacked by some far away alien race riding a cucumber

I fucked her missionary and was so tempted to rub her neck rolls just to see if they’d play a tune
Then you woke up alone again realizing it was that dream again…
 
And then she started making what sounded like humpback whale noises and I seriously thought the earth was gonna be attacked by some far away alien race riding a cucumber

I fucked her missionary and was so tempted to change to my favorite rubber doll, because she called me shorty. Then I hummed a tune

Incredible story Stumpy
 
You know you’ve fallen off the map when you find yourself allying with confirmed PedOs like admong and sewage major

Sad