Post about what our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, has done for you

[reaper]

I'll tell you what,for 51 years old I am one good fucking looking Irishmen.

Scared up face an all

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You could sure use an ozempic shot administered with a Turkey baster

 

[Seamajor]

If I’m 400lbs that would make you 4000 lbs

5’2” and 400 pounds is no way to go thru life Stumpy

 

[reaper]

You could sure use an ozempic shot administered with a Turkey baster

I could google it but-

Da fuck is a ozempic shot.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I could google it but-

Da fuck is a ozempic shot.

Some weight loss fad shit

 

[reaper]

Some weight loss fad shit

Oh right,ok.

To be fair to fisty she did just have a kid and it's hard fucking work loseing weight when you get older.I don't see no biggie is getting a bit of help.And if it gives you a hign even better.More drugs is better lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Oh right,ok.

To be fair to fisty she did just have a kid and it's hard fucking work loseing weight when you get older.I don't see no biggie is getting a bit of help.And if it gives you a hign even better.More drugs is better lol.

To have the humpty lumpy fatty trying to shame her for weight is hysterical when this bitch makes Jabba the Hutt look like a track star

 

[Seamajor]

To have the humpty lumpy fatty trying to shame her for weight is hysterical when this bitch makes Jabba the Hutt look like a track star

Does she pay you Stumpy? It’s not worth it

 

[reaper]

To have the humpty lumpy fatty trying to shame her for weight is hysterical when this bitch makes Jabba the Hutt look like a track star

You still hit it though.right? lol

Both of em are half decent looking women tbh.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You still hit it though.right? lol

Both of em are half decent looking women tbh.

Embarrassingly yes. It was a pity fuck that sometimes gives me nightmare to this day.

I’ll never fuck a fatty like that again. It was like climbing atop a weather balloon that was way off course. Ugh

 

[Murdy]

@Bastard Factory

I’m going to ask now that Flea aka The Cuntess be banned for one week. Her behavior in light of the issues this forum has been enduring is egregious and absolutely detrimental to the functionality of this site.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

And then she started making what sounded like humpback whale noises and I seriously thought the earth was gonna be attacked by some far away alien race riding a cucumber

I fucked her missionary and was so tempted to rub her neck rolls just to see if they’d play a tune

 

[Master]

Flea, I think it's time you step back, take a deep breath, go outside and touch grass, then come back.

 

[reaper]

@Bastard Factory

I’m going to ask now that Flea aka The Cuntess be banned for one week. Her behavior in light of the issues this forum has been enduring is egregious and absolutely detrimental to the functionality of this site.

Don't be silly Murd.

You make yourself look weak saying that.

Any how have fun peeps-I'm off for the evening.

 

[Murdy]

Don't be silly Murd.

You make yourself look weak saying that.

Any how have fun peeps-I'm off for the evening.

But… but… it sounded sooooo professional

 

[Admin.]

And then she started making what sounded like humpback whale noises and I seriously thought the earth was gonna be attacked by some far away alien race riding a cucumber

I fucked her missionary and was so tempted to rub her neck rolls just to see if they’d play a tune

Then you woke up alone again realizing it was that dream again…

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Noodle neck just wants to suck some cock

 

[Seamajor]

Embarrassingly yes. It was a pity fuck that sometimes gives me nightmare to this day.

I’ll never fuck a fatty like that again. It was like climbing atop a weather balloon that was way off course. Ugh

Your blow dolls are fat?

 

[Seamajor]

And then she started making what sounded like humpback whale noises and I seriously thought the earth was gonna be attacked by some far away alien race riding a cucumber

I fucked her missionary and was so tempted to change to my favorite rubber doll, because she called me shorty. Then I hummed a tune

Incredible story Stumpy

 

[Admin.]

Noodle neck just wants to suck some cock

Did you devour the whole box of donuts, you disgusting fat pig?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You know you’ve fallen off the map when you find yourself allying with confirmed PedOs like admong and sewage major

Sad

 

[Master]

Just letting you guys know;

Old BiggieZulu is in "last ditch effort" mode before he gets run off the board.

If you want this forums favorite punching bag to leave crying, keep smacking the tard around like a tether ball.

 

[Seamajor]

You know you’ve fallen off the map when you find yourself allying with confirmed PedOs like admong and sewage major

Sad

It’s just that we don’t like short fat phony dwarfs that lie.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Will you be cleaning your bathroom this month?

 

[Seamajor]

You know you’ve fallen off the map when you find yourself allying with confirmed PedOs like admong and sewage major

Sad

Stuck BROKE and stupid

 

[Admin.]

You know you’ve fallen off the map when you find yourself allying with confirmed PedOs like admong and sewage major

Sad

Poor poor pitiful hunchback Stubby…so sad

 

[Murdy]

It’s just that we don’t like short fat phony dwarfs that lie.

He has driven more female posters offline than I can count…

Finish him!

 

[Master]

Will you be cleaning your bathroom this month?

Again.

Admit you thought being a gangsta on a message board was heroin chic, take the L, and move on.

Just admit it, Bilbo.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yes finish me. Lmao

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Again.

Admit you thought being a gangsta on a message board was heroin chic, take the L, and move on.

Just admit it, Bilbo.

Clean your bathroom and I’ll give it some consideration