Murdumbo is a SEX KITTEN tho

[X]

I wouldn’t exactly call it fucking…

It was more like missionary with lots of creepy eye contact (him, not me) and the added bonus of the “I’m sorry, my dick is small” announcement right before the grand finale of 3 pumps.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA I bet he smelt of Falafel did he ? he def looks like he wood

 

[Dove]

Murd was far from the best oral sex I've received. ....male or female

But she did let me hold the hair on top of her head and steer her. That's a pro for livestock.

No amount of humping her face helped stay in the spot though. Honesty Pooptard did better and he was like grinding on a vacuum hose.

 

[X]

Murd was far from the best oral sex I've received. ....male or female

But she did let me hold the hair on top of her head and steer her. That's a pro for livestock.

No amount of humping her face helped stay in the spot though. Honesty Pooptard did better and he was like grinding on a vacuum hose.

ewww ... yoO ?/ oral

 

[Dove]

Notice how Admin clutches his pearls whenever I say something slightly graphic but Murd goes on with vulgar nonsense and he LAUGHS at that.

What a one sided hypocrite.

 

[X]

Is thsi true @Admin.


well ??

 

[Admin.]

Notice how Admin clutches his pearls whenever I say something slightly graphic but Murd goes on with vulgar nonsense and he LAUGHS at that.

What a one sided hypocrite.

u mad ho?

 

[Admin.]

Is thsi true @Admin.


well ??

Well duh didn’t you read it in an obscure chat room?

 

[Dove]

u mad ho?

Not one single bit. I think it's funny what a simp you are.

The man who makes me cum on a daily basis .....whether he touches me or not....just took my hand and said "Darling. Let's drink with little to no regard for tomorrow" and whipped this out

Which is cute because he is a writer. All the skulls he has were given to him by clients he has ghost written for.

He has based 8 characters off of me and written several poems to me and for me. It's actually romantic AF. Not all mushy....he has written funny and vulgar poems to make me laugh when my life sucks.

I'll dig some out. I've tried to get him to come here but he refuses to participate in my internet shenanigans.

I'm gonna knock back some of this cheap and novel whiskey and continue mocking you idiots until my partner here is done playing War Hammer :D we are discussing you people.

 

[Admin.]

Not one single bit. I think it's funny what a simp you are.

The man who makes me cum on a daily basis .....whether he touches me or not....just took my hand and said "Darling. Let's drink with little to no regard for tomorrow" and whipped this out

Which is cute because he is writer. All the skulls he has were given to him by clients he has ghost written for.

He has based 8 characters off of me and written several poems to me and for me. It's actually romantic AF. Not all mushy....he has written funny and vulgar poems to make me laugh when my life sucks.

I'll dig some out. I've tried to get him to come here but he refuses to participate in my internet shenanigans.

 

[Dove]

I am not promiscuous.

I've only tried recreational sex with a person I'm not commited to twice in my life and hated it. Once in my 20s and than Narctini... which was VERY regretful.

If you think IM promiscuous I'd hate to hear what you really think of Pervy Murdy here. Js.

I'm more here



Or here



Perfect. And I don't like Swift.

I could post love songs forever :D

 

[Admin.]

I am not promiscuous.

I've only tried recreational sex with a person I'm not commited to twice in my life and hated it. Once in my 20s and than Narctini... which was VERY regretful.

If you think IM promiscuous I'd hate to hear what you really think of Pervy Murdy here. Js.

I'm more here



Or here



Perfect. And I don't like Swift.

I could post love songs forever :D

Forgive me, perhaps I misspoke.

 

[Dove]

Forgive me, perhaps I misspoke.

2023 my "body count" is under 20 and I'm 42. By today's standards I'm virginal.

This isn't the flex you think it is. Are you not part of the whole sexual liberation movement that tore down sexual morals? Now you wanna judge a woman by standards you wanted pushed back against? Standards you don't apply evenly?

Why are leftists so intensely hypocritical?

I like how the biggest skank on the boards is the sepf righteous slut shamer and I don't slut shame anyone and yet these assholes think I'm like them.

Probably because I'm way hotter. She has work harder than me to get a dicking.

 

[Garraty_47]

I've tried to get him to come here but he refuses to participate in my internet shenanigans.

'Tis a shame.
Forums generally, this one being no exception, could use more folk who can dole out a clever turn of phrase.

Hell, I'd settle for more folk being able to navigate an entire sentence without tripping over their own fingers but as long as we're making a wish list why not ask for what we want instead of merely what we need?

We already have shenanigans aplenty.
Something other than would be nice, and welcome.

 

[Murdy]

lmao

nevermind the herpes & the fact that she fucked a dude in a wheelchair once out of sheer desperation

she's a sex kitten

Ewwww. She isn’t even blonde.

Probably because he was trying to avoid looking at your face and body so whatever boner he mustered wouldn't be killed.

Should I believe he came home with a raging boner or that he contemplated suicide in the car? Suspend our disbelief if only for one moment oh pathological one….

 

[Admin.]

Ewwww. She is even blonde.




Should I believe he came home with a raging boner or that he contemplated suicide in the car? Suspend our disbelief if only for one moment oh pathological one….

He threatened suicide in a twisted attempt to get you to butt fuck him Peggy style? Holy shit, when will the depraved immorality ever end?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ewwww. She isn’t even blonde.




Should I believe he came home with a raging boner or that he contemplated suicide in the car? Suspend our disbelief if only for one moment oh pathological one….

Leave the cheap liquor alone

 

[Murdy]

He threatened suicide in a twisted attempt to get you to but fuck him Peggy style? Holy shit, when will the depraved immorality ever end?

No. Big was pre my dominatrix cougar phase.

Years ago HFB was about to go balls deep on some shit Dove told him about Big and I stopped him. Cause I’m good like that.

Big tormented a dude about his nose, which I clarified it was true, so he didn’t deserve it. He didn’t deserve a lot of what I did for him… but I will not change who I am for anyone.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

The cow laughed her fat ass off at the shit I did to monster

And I have the texts to prove it

 

[Admin.]

The cow laughed her fat ass off at the shit I did to monster

And I have the texts to prove it

STFU you babbling buffoon.

Nobody is buying your nonstop bullshit anymore.

 

[Murdy]

I was chubby when I went to see him. Big took one for the team lol & OMG I had the biggest crush on him

But I got skinny because I needed a wild sex life and Big was checked out from his divorce so bad he couldn’t focus on much else. I wanted a snuggle monster and I eventually got one.

He wasn’t nearly as bad as I claim he was in bed either.. but in all fairness, he didn’t live up to Dove’s sexpectation either…

 

[Admin.]

Probably because he was trying to avoid looking at your face and body so whatever boner he mustered wouldn't be killed.

It sounds like you are very familiar with his latent neuroses.

 

[Murdy]

Do you wanna know how big big BIG mad he is with me?

He invited some ancient reject who couldn’t hang at TV who he kicked off our first forum for being a creep like almost 2 decades ago. Actually, I thought the guy was psycho and he is here talking all kinds of shit like I would ever unblock his sorry ass after all these years

Wadda fucking loser…. they made a gif of him driving in a pacer down the freeway to a rest stop where he gives a teen gangbanger and blowey in the bushes. Like need I say moar?

I’m going to remind my boyfriend how much I love him tonight by draining his balls in my throat.

 

[Murdy]

these edibles are bomb

 

[Omnipotent]

Admin finds women openly supporting an established sex offender offensive ONLY if the sex offender is republican.

He just turns the eye if the offender is a Democrat. Yanno....like a nasty raping pastor of a cult who everyone knows is an abuser rapist but no one says anything because they don't wanna "start trouble"....and they even blame the victims.

That's the modern left. The sanctimonious cult who tolerates brutality from their leaders.

Bob Hawke one of Australia's most famous Labor (left wing) Prime Minister's daughter was raped by a left wing politian colleague, and Bob Hawke made his raped daughter stay quiet and keep it hidden... (she went off the rails and became junkie)

yep, the pricks bury the crimes if those crimes hurt their precious political parties, or churches or religions...

it is horrendous!!

 

[Omnipotent]

THIS THREAD is so sad. I don't think I have ever read a thread as sad as this,... the toxicity is extreme...

My hedache is worse now.

 

[Bevy]

lmao

nevermind the herpes & the fact that she fucked a dude in a wheelchair once out of sheer desperation

she's a sex kitten

You were the guy in the wheelchair weren't you

 

[Flynn]

THIS THREAD is so sad. I don't think I have ever read a thread as sad as this,... the toxicity is extreme...

My hedache is worse now.

Let me ask you a question.

Did someone put Martini's banana shaped penis to your head and force you to read ALL 57 POSTS?!?!

Well...did "they?"

 

[The Prowler]

I wouldn’t exactly call it fucking…

It was more like missionary with lots of creepy eye contact (him, not me) and the added bonus of the “I’m sorry, my dick is small compared to your beluga whale-sized vagina you could park a small car in.” announcement right before the grand finale of 3 pumps.

Did he really say that?!?!?!?!?

 

[X]

weell I believe she has a write to be considering your

Not one single bit. I think it's funny what a simp you are.

The man who makes me cum on a daily basis .....whether he touches me or not....just took my hand and said "Darling. Let's drink with little to no regard for tomorrow" and whipped this out

Which is cute because he is a writer. All the skulls he has were given to him by clients he has ghost written for.

He has based 8 characters off of me and written several poems to me and for me. It's actually romantic AF. Not all mushy....he has written funny and vulgar poems to make me laugh when my life sucks.

I'll dig some out. I've tried to get him to come here but he refuses to participate in my internet shenanigans.

I'm gonna knock back some of this cheap and novel whiskey and continue mocking you idiots until my partner here is done playing War Hammer :D we are discussing you people.

fucking hell, your home I bet reeks like that ashtray wash the fucking thing

I hope he gets a washed head for all those retarded poems LOL

 

[The Countess]

I was chubby when I went to see him. Big took one for the team lol & OMG I had the biggest crush on him

But I got skinny because I needed a wild sex life and Big was checked out from his divorce so bad he couldn’t focus on much else. I wanted a snuggle monster and I eventually got one.

He wasn’t nearly as bad as I claim he was in bed either.. but in all fairness, he didn’t live up to Dove’s sexpectation either…

When did you get skinny? Cuz all these pictures with Alphonso….you’re still fat as fuck.