Murdock's BFB (Big Fat Boyfriend) Rejected as Santa Claus

[The Prowler]

Tick Tock.

 

[Murdy]

Everything. This gets him excited. Curiously, he does this with men too.

This thread reeks of mediocrity… just like his baby batter.

 

[The Prowler]

Tick Tock.

Hahahaha!!!

I knew 5 posts of whining was not going to be enough for this angry couple.

 

[Lily]

^^ crying "uncle"

 

[X]

HA ha ha @The Prowler .. these two ladies must make you wanna rip your hai......

oh ..

 

[The Prowler]

two ladies

Have you not heard?

 

[Murdy]

Have you not heard?

Yes… we know… you’re bald.

 

[The Prowler]

Hahaha!!!

These people have not learned a thing.

Meanwhile, @Murdy's BFB is still B and F.

 

[Seamajor]

^ Two "multiple-applicant, multiple-rejection" hopeful applicants to The Furnace.

Your bud Herman is calling you. He needs a new garage disposal

 

[Lily]

Your bud Herman is calling you. He needs a new garage disposal

His wife is otherwise occupied.

 

[Tanaka]

shitpost

 

[Seamajor]

shitpost

Go tell Half dead Herman

 

[Seamajor]

His wife is otherwise occupied.

Well duh. The loser cannot obtain an erection to save his Soulbro

 

[Alticus]

Go tell Half dead Herman

Wait a second. Aren't there two Hermans? I think there is one here and on TBC right?

 

[Seamajor]

Wait a second. Aren't there two Hermans? I think there is one here and on TBC right?

Half dead Herman rarely leaves this bed and the Blue Korean

 

[The Prowler]

@Lily is obsessively jealous of my wife.

 

[Murdy]

Hahaha!!!

These people have not learned a thing.

Meanwhile, @Murdy's BFB is still B and F.

eating that much pussy has its consequences

 

[Seamajor]

@Lily is obsessively jealous of my wife.

Bet y’all have a new Dishwasher

 

[Lily]

Bet y’all have a new DishwasherI

I only have one. Sad!

 

[The Prowler]

eating that much pussy has its consequences

It made him big and fat....

And now he has to settle for you.

 

[Murdy]

It made him big and fat....

And now he has to settle for you.

It didn’t take him 10 years to propose tho

 

[Lily]

It didn’t take him 10 years to propose tho

When he eventually figured out he had no other options, he proposed to her...

 

[The Prowler]

Divorced broads trying to take shots at someone for doing marriage the right way.

Hahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

Says the dolt that could never find a new partner.

 

[Seamajor]

Divorced broads trying to take shots at someone for doing marriage the right way.

Hahaha!!!!

The right way? What’s the right way amigo?

 

[The Prowler]

The right way? What’s the right way amigo?

It is too late for you.

 

[Tanaka]

It is too late for you.

You're a Jr. High dropout aren't you?

 

[The Prowler]

You're a Jr. High dropout aren't you?

Insulting my education.

That is bound to be effective.

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Tanaka]

Insulting my education.

That is bound to be effective.

Hahahaha!!!!

You find your obvious lack of basic human intelligence and common sense humorous?

 

[The Prowler]

You find your obvious lack of basic human intelligence and common sense humorous?

A 5'8" guy is calling a 6'3" guy short.

That is what I find humourous.