Murdock's BFB (Big Fat Boyfriend) Rejected as Santa Claus

[Tanaka]

A 5'8" guy is calling a 6'3" guy short.

That is what I find humourous.

"small things amuse small minds."

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You told us you were leaving in the SB because you just couldn't hang. With that being so, why the fuck are you trying to post down here in MD?



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- Don't bother replying.

 

[Lily]

6 ft 3?

Bwaaaaahahahahahaha...men that are actually that tall don't act like 5'7"

 

[Tanaka]

You told us you were leaving in the SB because you just couldn't hang. With that being so, why the fuck are you trying to post down here in MD?



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- Don't bother replying.

Because I can. Try and stop me fucktard.

 

[Lily]

Because I can. Try and stop me fucktard.

 

[Tanaka]

Oh honey I'm far from angry. lol

 

[Lily]

Oh honey I'm from angry. lol

I'm sorry to hear that. Get better, do better.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh honey I'm from angry. lol

Greatest post of all time. Leave with your super duper trophy...



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- Don't trip on your way out, there's a slight raise as you exit to keep the cold air inside.

 

[Tanaka]

Greatest post of all time. Leave with your super duper trophy...



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- Don't trip on your way out, there's a slight raise as you exit to keep the cold air inside.

I'm guessing you get laid almost never.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Did you just admit to being some kinda slut/faggot?



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- Tell the truth.

 

[Lily]

Did you just admit to being some kinda slut/faggot?



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- Tell the truth.

It did seem to be an offer of sorts.

 

[Tanaka]

Did you just admit to being some kinda slut/faggot?



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- Tell the truth.

Idiot

Explain how that reply I made is an admittance of being a slut/faggot?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You mentioned the frequency of sex on an old-school forum. Were you implying you get dick (or whatever) every day? Tell us...



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- The truth.

 

[Tanaka]

It did seem to be an offer of sorts.

Suck my puss Lily pad.

 

[Lily]

Suck my puss Lily pad.

No. I don't think I will. Especially since you offer it around so frequently. You remind me of another poster...an unpleasant memory I have to admit.

I

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Tanaka's origin is topographical. It means “in the middle of the rice paddy".

Fry it up, throw some sauced chicken in it, and smile before flipping me off for not tipping you a cent...



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- Your fucking teeth are crooked so I ain't gonna.

 

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[Lily]

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You know, she's actually an average pigeon, right? Flying rats.

 

[Tanaka]

No. I don't think I will. Especially since you offer it around so frequently. You remind me of another poster...an unpleasant memory I have to admit.

I

Oh I can't wait to hear this. Who do I remind of Lily pad?

 

[Tanaka]

Tanaka's origin is topographical. It means “in the middle of the rice paddy".

Fry it up, throw some sauced chicken in it, and smile before flipping me off for not tipping you a cent...



SSS
- Your fucking teeth are crooked so I ain't gonna.

Zip it Kojak

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You're fired...



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- How old is your sister?

 

[Lily]

Oh I can't wait to hear this. Who do I remind of Lily pad?

Why are there entire words missing from your sentences?

 

[Tanaka]

Why are there entire words missing from your sentences?

Just as I expected. No answer.

 

[Lily]

Just as I expected. No answer.

I don't worry about your expectations.

 

[Tanaka]

I don't worry about your expectations.

Whatever Oak.

 

[Lily]

Whatever Oak.

oKay...

 

[The Prowler]

Just as I expected. No answer.

She is paranoid.

She always thinks there is a trap.

It is a result of being outsmarted several thousand times in the past.

 

[X]

@Lily is obsessively jealous of my wife.

its just that your always up late like you dont wanna be near her, plus you hate on the ladies so much that its obvious you harbor hatred towards the opposite seX . change it up man,it's a new year

 

[The Prowler]

its just that your always up late like you dont wanna be near her, plus you hate on the ladies so much that its obvious you harbor hatred towards the opposite seX . change it up man,it's a new year

Haha!

It is nice that you try to help @Lily. Weird though. She is a headcase.

My wife stays up late too. We sleep in together late and we go to bed late.

I do not "hate" on the broads here. I just burn the biggest retards who will occasionally try to pose an argument so I can make them feel stupid. It just so happens that the two biggest targets here are women.