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Travis Kelsey ~ mostly likely to ask “hey guys, what do you get a billionaire for Valentine’s Day?”
I think she has the keys to the lockbox his balls are kept in...lol
I’m pretty sure he barks on command while she lures him around the bedroom on a leash
Exactly!
The big neanderthal teddy bears are my flavorite <3
Did you know there is a zoo that will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to one of the animals for V-Day?
I’m not sure if I like this more or less than sensing an ex a bag full of chocolate buttholes molded from your actual butthole.
The big neanderthal teddy bears are my flavorite <3
Nothing quite dates us like our usage of slang….
You aren’t officially broken up until you have breakup sex…
Not gonna lie… I’m still gonna fuck…
He does seem to be taking it kinda HARD...You aren’t officially broken up until you have breakup sex…