You know who you are...

[Lily]

 

[Murdy]

Travis Kelsey ~ mostly likely to ask “hey guys, what do you get a billionaire for Valentine’s Day?”

 

[Lily]

Travis Kelsey ~ mostly likely to ask “hey guys, what do you get a billionaire for Valentine’s Day?”

I think she has the keys to he lockbox his balls are kept in...lol

 

[Murdy]

I think she has the keys to the lockbox his balls are kept in...lol

I’m pretty sure he barks on command while she lures him around the bedroom on a leash

 

[Lily]

I’m pretty sure he barks on command while she lures him around the bedroom on a leash

Exactly!

 

[Murdy]

Exactly!

The big neanderthal teddy bears are my flavorite <3

 

[Murdy]

Go Taylor Swift’s boyfriend!

 

[Lily]

The big neanderthal teddy bears are my flavorite <3

Did you see his brother's antics this weekend? He showed up in Vegas as Alan from The Hangover...

A man with self-deprecating humor is awesome.

 

[Murdy]

My ex once said he couldn’t live without me. I recently found out he is still alive.

More lies.

 

[Murdy]

Did you know there is a zoo that will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to one of the animals for V-Day?

I’m not sure if I like this more or less than sending an ex a bag full of chocolate buttholes molded from your actual butthole.

 

[Lily]

Did you know there is a zoo that will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to one of the animals for V-Day?

I’m not sure if I like this more or less than sensing an ex a bag full of chocolate buttholes molded from your actual butthole.

Are you salty tonight? To the tune of:

 

[Lily]

The big neanderthal teddy bears are my flavorite <3

Skinny, wiry men with those concave chests and sticks for legs...

Meat, meat on the bones...

 

[Murdy]

I’m like em thicc AF all the way around

 

[Lily]

I’m like em thicc AF all the way around

 

[Murdy]

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating cookie… just sayin

 

[The Prowler]

Senile @Joe.

Did you really think these broads were your friends?!?!!?

You dumb cunt.

 

[Garraty_47]

For all the forum oddballs, stalkers, crushes, pals, and frenemies...

 

[Murdy]

Senile @Joe.

Did you really think these broads were your friends?!?!!?

You dumb cunt.

Nothing quite dates us like our usage of slang….

 

[Lily]

Nothing quite dates us like our usage of slang….

Sounds like someone's uncouth granddad.

 

[Murdy]

ghosts are white
Vampire fangs blood red
Valentine’s Day would be better
If he was found dead

~ a poem by Murdy xoxo

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

YES, I KNOW WHO I AM

SHOULDN'T I?

 

[Murdy]

Is motherfucker one word or two?

(I’m writing a Valentine)

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

One for the adverb, two for the noun

 

[cw_]

I got @X a break up pizza for V-Day. I hope he likes it.

 

[X]

 

[Murdy]

You aren’t officially broken up until you have breakup sex…

 

[Lily]

You aren’t officially broken up until you have breakup sex…

Not me. Once I want someone out, I almost can't stand the sight of them. I don't have any interest in them, I've given it my all.

 

[Murdy]

Not gonna lie… I’m still gonna fuck…

 

[Lily]

Not gonna lie… I’m still gonna fuck…

Too many fish in the sea to fuck someone I want out of my life.

 

[cw_]

You aren’t officially broken up until you have breakup sex…

He does seem to be taking it kinda HARD...