You know who you are...
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@Garraty_47
stop emoting shit tryna' make me feel bad an shit bro like wtf ... your fas with the emotes huh pffft
stop emoting shit tryna' make me feel bad an shit bro like wtf ... your fas with the emotes huh pffft
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For all the forum oddballs, stalkers, crushes, pals, and frenemies...
Omg how sweet are these Tums?
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^^^ licks the heart shaped suckers and shoves them back into the wrapper before he tapes them to a heartfelt message:
Valentine, you’re the only one who can make my heart SWOOOOSH!!!
Valentine, you’re the only one who can make my heart SWOOOOSH!!!
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Is buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart?
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A woman that wants to have sex is frightening to incels.
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You know that when you say things like that, X, Senile Joe, and Admin resent it....
Right?
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Speaking of toxic...
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I got you, gurrrrl…
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Not at all. Just you're toxic with no upside whatsoever. None. Nada. Zilch. You are worthless, Powerless.
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Well, that’s a little better than getting your wife a kitchen appliance for V-Day.
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Happy V-Day @Lily ~!!!
I wish you a throne forged with the bones of your enemies and a relentless reign of terror over the masses.
& a nice steak dinner + longstem red roses
Alas, no throne, YET.
However, I'm making steak dinner, and I got red tulips. I really love tulips as well. There may be some wine, hmm, maybe tequila.
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"Another dishwasher, ffs???!!"
If she was southern she might say, "That boy's cornbread ain't done in the middle."
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Akshully we say things like:
"ain't got enough sense to pour piss out of a boot if'n the instructions were written on the bottom."
...or...
"a couple sammiches short of a picnic"
...or simply...
"bless his pea-pickin' heart"
(because everyone knows what that really means is someone's a pitiable mess)
HTH, y'all.
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Apparently, it's very regional...maybe another state? Heard it from.another southerner.
Zero, Void, The empty set.
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My partner shared his former brother-in-law would say someone was "a half bubble short of plumb." (Texas)
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I'm listening to Good Charlotte atm, i am to broken to care.
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I enjoy Tuesdays.