Lily
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You know who you are...
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Travis Kelsey ~ mostly likely to ask “hey guys, what do you get a billionaire for Valentine’s Day?”
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Lily
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I think she has the keys to he lockbox his balls are kept in...lol
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Lily
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I’m pretty sure he barks on command while she lures him around the bedroom on a leash
Exactly!
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The big neanderthal teddy bears are my flavorite <3
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Go Taylor Swift’s boyfriend!
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Lily
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Did you see his brother's antics this weekend? He showed up in Vegas as Alan from The Hangover...
A man with self-deprecating humor is awesome.
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My ex once said he couldn’t live without me. I recently found out he is still alive.
More lies.
More lies.
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Did you know there is a zoo that will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to one of the animals for V-Day?
I’m not sure if I like this more or less than sending an ex a bag full of chocolate buttholes molded from your actual butthole.
I’m not sure if I like this more or less than sending an ex a bag full of chocolate buttholes molded from your actual butthole.
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Lily
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Lily
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Skinny, wiry men with those concave chests and sticks for legs...
Meat, meat on the bones...
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I’m like em thicc AF all the way around
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Lily
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I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating cookie… just sayin
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For all the forum oddballs, stalkers, crushes, pals, and frenemies...
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Nothing quite dates us like our usage of slang….
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Lily
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Sounds like someone's uncouth granddad.
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ghosts are white
Vampire fangs blood red
Valentine’s Day would be better
If he was found dead
~ a poem by Murdy xoxo
Vampire fangs blood red
Valentine’s Day would be better
If he was found dead
~ a poem by Murdy xoxo
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YES, I KNOW WHO I AM
SHOULDN'T I?
SHOULDN'T I?
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Is motherfucker one word or two?
(I’m writing a Valentine)
(I’m writing a Valentine)
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One for the adverb, two for the noun
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You aren’t officially broken up until you have breakup sex…
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Lily
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You aren’t officially broken up until you have breakup sex…
Not me. Once I want someone out, I almost can't stand the sight of them. I don't have any interest in them, I've given it my all.
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Not gonna lie… I’m still gonna fuck…
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Lily
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Too many fish in the sea to fuck someone I want out of my life.
He does seem to be taking it kinda HARD...You aren’t officially broken up until you have breakup sex…