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One good thing about X - He gets his filenames sorted.

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X

An agent of chaos!
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One good thing about X - He gets his filenames sorted.

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are you hacking me ? what's a filenames ... I would name my file George if I had one


why you say my name so much, you tryna' wear it out ? or jus' lurve me or wat ?
 

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^^^ licks the heart shaped suckers and shoves them back into the wrapper before he tapes them to a heartfelt message:


Valentine, you’re the only one who can make my heart SWOOOOSH!!!
 

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Happy V-Day @Lily ~!!!

I wish you a throne forged with the bones of your enemies and a relentless reign of terror over the masses.

& a nice steak dinner + longstem red roses :Happy5:
 
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Happy V-Day @Lily ~!!!

I wish you a throne forged with the bones of your enemies and a relentless reign of terror over the masses.

& a nice steak dinner + longstem red roses :Happy5:

Alas, no throne, YET.

However, I'm making steak dinner, and I got red tulips. I really love tulips as well. There may be some wine, hmm, maybe tequila.
 

Garraty_47

Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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"Another dishwasher, ffs???!!"

If she was southern she might say, "That boy's cornbread ain't done in the middle."

Akshully we say things like:

"ain't got enough sense to pour piss out of a boot if'n the instructions were written on the bottom."

...or...

"a couple sammiches short of a picnic"

...or simply...

"bless his pea-pickin' heart"
(because everyone knows what that really means is someone's a pitiable mess)

HTH, y'all.
 
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Akshully we say things like:

"ain't got enough sense to pour piss out of a boot if'n the instructions were written on the bottom."

...or...

"a couple sammiches short of a picnic"

...or simply...

"bless his pea-pickin' heart"
(because everyone knows what that really means is someone's a pitiable mess)

HTH, y'all

Apparently, it's very regional...maybe another state? Heard it from.another southerner.
 
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Akshully we say things like:

"ain't got enough sense to pour piss out of a boot if'n the instructions were written on the bottom."

...or...

"a couple sammiches short of a picnic"

...or simply...

"bless his pea-pickin' heart"
(because everyone knows what that really means is someone's a pitiable mess)

HTH, y'all.

My partner shared his former brother-in-law would say someone was "a half bubble short of plumb." (Texas)