A non-feud thread

[Dove]

There's always at least one that wants pets and/or "helps" me put out food.
Currently I have two sweethearts:
Sam and Speckle (Speck is one of Spaz's sisters).

I wish I could bring another cat (or two, or three) inside but I'm at maximum occupancy already.

Prudence.....my super sweet looking little baby floof.....was a VERY spicey kitten. It didn't take long to socialize her and the rest of that litter...they were probably 5, 6 weeks old. Mom was a stray so she was very socialized. If she had been feral I'd have had to call a friend I know who takes those cases....gets mom fixed and keeps mom with babies while socializing the babies.

I ended up part of a whole network of cat rescuers. It was awesome.

I LOVE spicey kittens lol.

 

[Lily]

I love the t-shirts and utility style cargo pants. They material is heavy duty and washes well. I’m actually surprised how well they stand up to all the shit he gets into a work.

He runs hot and doesn’t wear hoodies or I would have bought them… but I love that they have a cell phone pouch. I have yoga pants with this feature built in… but I always lose my phone when I wear them cause I forget it’s there… but it’s nice when I’m running errands and don’t have to carry a purse

Not that this is a purse thread, but...I can never find the right purse, ever.

 

[Lily]

That’s like my baby Blu knocking on the backdoor like she is the police

I picture my cats up on two legs...running at the door to bust it open with their shoulders.

 

[Admin.]

I love the t-shirts and utility style cargo pants. They material is heavy duty and washes well. I’m actually surprised how well they stand up to all the shit he gets into a work.

He runs hot and doesn’t wear hoodies or I would have bought them… but I love that they have a cell phone pouch. I have yoga pants with this feature built in… but I always lose my phone when I wear them cause I forget it’s there… but it’s nice when I’m running errands and don’t have to carry a purse

My new phone doesn't like riding in my pants pocket and is always looking to escape.

 

[Dove]

My two cats are beasts. Loveable but beasts they are. When we close the door to our bedroom, they try to ram it open.

I'm like WTF the cops are outside my bedroom door with a ram to bust the door open?

It seems like they run and just ram their bodies into the door, together.

When we sleep....we sleep hard and it makes cats very nervous and they need to make sure we don't die.

So they need to watch you. They are out there thinking "Oh shit! They are gonna never coming out!!! We are all gonna die! Bash the door in! Master needs us!!"

It's really serious for animals.

 

[Lily]

When we sleep....we sleep hard and it makes cats very nervous and they need to make sure we don't die.

So they need to watch you. They are out there thinking "Oh shit! They are gonna never coming out!!! We are all gonna die! Bash the door in! Master needs us!!"

It's really serious for animals.

I've always let my cats sleep in our room. When I went through my divorce and had the sads, they'd come to comfort me. One on the top of my head and the other on my feet. Cats are more intuitive than most people think.

My guy, as much as he loves cats, doesn't want them in the room. He's asthmatic though and he doesn't want to deal with the dander in the bedroom.

 

[The Prowler]

I rode a train once.

And got blacklisted for "Smelling bad"?

 

[The Prowler]

If I order another Carhartt hoodie, I think I'l go for an XL, the XXL is too big.

You need M in the chest and XXL in the gut.

 

[Lily]

Well @Garraty_47. I've been observing your experiment and so far, my hypothesis, has been proven correct.

 

[The Prowler]

THinking about making another espresso but I still haven't finished the second espresso.

I always wondered what morons were thinking when they are deep in thought.

 

[Murdy]

My new phone doesn't like riding in my pants pocket and is always looking to escape.

It must be BIG. I stay away from the plus size iPhones these days. They don’t fit in my little purses.

 

[The Prowler]

Do you have to order XLT?

Do you eat a BLT in one bite?

 

[The Prowler]

If it's available I'll order it. I generally have OK luck ordering, once in a while I get surprised I ordered an expensive(for me anyway) Sweater and went for my usual XL and it is actually a bit too large an L would have been just fine I think, but I kept it anyway.

Great story.

Since I am not afraid to show my face in public, I can go to stores and actually try on clothes.

 

[The Prowler]

My stepsons and son are tall and they get things in tall so that the arms and the length in the torso work better for them.

Good to know. I always wondered who "Tall" sizing was made for. Tall people. Who would have guessed?

 

[Admin.]

It must be BIG. I stay away from the plus size iPhones these days. They don’t fit in my little purses.

It's a 15 Pro Max, size wise it's only maybe a half inch longer than the 13 I traded in, and is lighter I guess due to the Titanium case they brag about.

 

[The Prowler]

Being taller does have some drawbacks in finding stuff to fit right.

Especially when you are a shut in and afraid to go to a store in person.

 

[Admin.]

Great story.

Since I am not afraid to show my face in public, I can go to stores and actually try on clothes.

That is wonderful!

 

[Garraty_47]

The last stray I did bring in is none other than The Purranha who rode on my shoulders purring in my ear the whole time I was feeding the indoor kittehs earlier.

Sweetheart and a half.

 

[The Prowler]

The mourning dove outside my window is calling.

"Come to me, Lily. I want to shit on you."

 

[The Prowler]

It was inevitable.
This thread was in part an experiment to find out how long it would take before a feud was brought up or created.

I should have known it was a trick!!!!

I made it to post #4.

Fat @Lily just begs to be bitch-slapped.

 

[Dove]

Thinking about animals who panick when they see the bedroom door close.....this is Edgar. My step dog. My big baby doggie.

Eddie loves things like ringing the bell to go outside as soon as you step into the shower, eating sticks of butter that are left on the counter (Prudence now will knock them down for him. They work together.....the little shits), he loves taking the same shit in at least 4 different spots in the yard. He will do this thing I call "goat toothing" where he will bite your tit meat with his weird front teeth. He wants nothing more than to shove his whole face into the cats asshole any and every chance he gets. And she is starting to just let out a defeated sigh when he does it.

If you sit on the floor for too long, Eddie WILL mount you and vigorously hump the air around your body. He won't touch his penis to you....but he will do the motions. And don't expect my boyfriend to save you. Oh no. He will yell "Fuck yeah you're getting a DICKIN!!!....musta smelled like BITCH in here!!" ......which is gonna make you laugh, and the laughing is gonna make the humping worse.

He takes my bras out of the dirty clothes hamper and runs with them through the whole house and throws them all over.

....he will bark, scream(did you know dogs scream?) and bash into the bedroom door the entire time you are....occupied.

When he is allowed entry into the bedroom, even though the bed is a CA king custom made with extra inches longwise.....he HAS to lay right on top of us. And he kicks out SO much body heat.

We have been working on Eddie's jealousy. He has been a single man's dog his whole life. My boyfriend belonged to Eddie dammit...and I'm an interloper lol. It's gotten much better. He doesn't try to push between us much anymore but he will still lay across my BF when he feels a bit insecure.

He is my big baby though and he is ALWAYS where I am. Right now.....daddy is sleeping and Eddie is out here by me. LOVE him.

I've never had dogs, so we are learning together.

The pathological humping really mellowed out A LOT. We stopped sitting on the floor and Eddie has settled down a lot and adjusted to all the new "pack" members.

Did I mention that he is terrified of the rabbit?

 

[The Prowler]

They call it TNR (Trap/Neuter/Return) even though the gals get spayed

Possibly the program started out just neutering male cats as the surgery is much less invasive and much quicker.

 

[Lily]

*taking notes*

mothers, trains


Who knew that paying homage to BigDuke6's penchant for posting "I rode a train once", when feuds were raging, was going to trigger anyone?

 

[Murdy]

It's a 15 Pro Max, size wise it's only maybe a half inch longer than the 13 I traded in, and is lighter I guess due to the Titanium case they brag about.

I have the 13 pro. My girl child has the max and it’s about that much bigger than mine. It looks huge to me when she has it out.

My son is boujee and has your version. Kudos for being high maintenance in our world.

 

[BadBrad]

I wanna run a train on a hot milf who likes to suck dick and get pounded.

 

[Lily]

I have the 13 pro. My girl child has the max and it’s about that much bigger than mine. It looks huge to me when she has it out.

My son is boujee and has your version. Kudos for being high maintenance in our world.

I'm thinking about getting a new phone myself. I recently dropped it and it's got a minor problem...it's also at least 4 years old.

 

[Admin.]

I have the 13 pro. My girl child has the max and it’s about that much bigger than mine. It looks huge to me when she has it out.

My son is boujee and has your version. Kudos for being high maintenance in our world.

I mainly just wanted a better lens than what my base 13 cam. had, it took great pics but the zoom was limited. If I'd had the 13 pro, I'd still have it, I'm not like my Sister or a guy I used to work with that have to have the latest and greatest.

 

[Murdy]

I'm thinking about getting a new phone myself. I recently dropped it and it's got minor problem...it's also at least 4 years old.

Only you can decide when you’re ready for a new phone. Personally, I think there aren’t enough changes made every year to justify it. I keep my phones 3-6 years on average.

 

[The Prowler]

My last cat

The one on the right.

 

[Lily]

Only you can decide when you’re ready for a new phone. Personally, I think there aren’t enough changes made every year to justify it. I keep my phones 3-6 years on average.

Me too. I keep them as long as possible.