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[X]

Girlfriends aren’t practical in the summer

 

[Alticus]

I should become bisexual, that way I'm batting 1000

 

[X]

Oh no, you’re bi

 

[X]

YoO siad it on the internet alti

 

[Breakfall]

Are you girls drunk?

 

[Alticus]

It doesn't matter sir. I haven't knocked boots in 15 years.

 

[Alticus]

Gidday Breakfall

 

[Breakfall]

I never got that though? Why? Who doesn’t want to get laid?

 

[Breakfall]

G’day mate…what’s cracking?

 

[X]

BREaKFALL grab a fosters and a kangaroo and

 

[X]

And

 

[Alticus]

Not a damn thing except for an incredible wake and bake I've got going.

 

[X]

and fuck off

 

[X]

Alticus you don’t seX

 

[Alticus]

I may as well cut my dick off and flush down the toilet.

 

[Breakfall]

I don’t smoke dope anymore…I grew it too strong.

 

[Alticus]

I may as well cut my dick off and flush it down the toilet.

 

[X]

Yeh might as well

 

[X]

Too strong

 

[Breakfall]

No libido?

 

[Alticus]

You don't smoke dope anymore?! SHAME ON YOU!!

 

[Breakfall]

Yes X…Im an Applied Scientist after all…

 

[Alticus]

I don't think I've ever had weed or hash that was too strong.

 

[X]

It’s fucking weed brah, you don’t make concentrates

 

[X]

No such thing unless your prone to panic attacks

 

[Garraty_47]

Still no word from CeeDub? I haven't gotten a reply to my email aand it wasn't kicked back so I'm pretty sure it's still a valid email address.

 

[Breakfall]

@Alticus truth be told Ingrew originally for a friend that was going through cancer and needed a cheap supply of CBD oil.

 

[Seamajor]

Try a wee drunk tilapia farmer.

 

[X]

I’m doing Uber eats

 

[X]

I made $60 during the breakfast rush