I Really Need a Break From This Place!!!

[Alticus]

The level of respect that I deserve has been lacking and my feelings are officially hurt.

This constant disrespect is really, really getting to me.

It is driving me crazy!!!!

Between @The Countess constantly sending me nudes and begging me for my number and at least 30 dick picks from all angles I can't handle it.

And poopy pants @reaper always trying to impose his racial lifestyle on me, it's unbearable!

And senile @realgrimm going AWOL and leaving us wondering if he's still alive.

How can I stand the constant disrespect!!?!?!!?

From these esteemed.

Quality.

People.

I might never be back.

Congratulations on your victory.

I hope you feel really proud of yourselves.

P.S. By "never" I mean anywhere from a few hours to a week or so.

 

[Admin.]

Pro Tip: Hang out here for a while to see what tearful pleas you get! And check back in several times!


Happy Corvetting out there!

 

[Lily]

The level of respect that I deserve has been lacking and my feelings are officially hurt.

This constant disrespect is really, really getting to me.

It is driving me crazy!!!!

Between @The Countess constantly sending me nudes and begging me for my number and at least 30 dick picks from all angles I can't handle it.

And poopy pants @reaper always trying to impose his racial lifestyle on me, it's unbearable!

And senile @realgrimm going AWOL and leaving us wondering if he's still alive.

How can I stand the constant disrespect!!?!?!!?

From these esteemed.

Quality.

People.

I might never be back.

Congratulations on your victory.

I hope you feel really proud of yourselves.

P.S. By "never" I mean anywhere from a few hours to a week or so.

He's such a douche!

 

[Alticus]

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you all missed me, I really missed you all. I just got back and I have exciting news! I bought me a classic Corvette! I got a great deal too. Only $750,000,000 and a promise to fellate the seller five times a day, every day, until I die. Sadly, my phone got stolen so I had to search the internet for a picture of my beautiful red and white baby to show you all. I'm shitting myself in anticipation of your guys' reactions! Shitting myself!!

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[Lily]

Now, that, is a Corvette!

Gorgeous car.

 

[Admin.]

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you all missed me, I really missed you all. I just got back and I have exciting news! I bought me a classic Corvette! I got a great deal too. Only $750,000,000 and a promise to fellate the seller five times a day, every day, until I die. Sadly, my phone got stolen so I had to search the internet for a picture of my beautiful red and white baby to show you all. I'm shitting myself in anticipation of your guys' reactions! Shitting myself!!

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Now I am suicidal anyone have the number for 988?

 

[Alticus]

Now I am suicidal anyone have the number for 988?

What you need is a ride in ma new car!

 

[Admin.]

What you need is a ride in ma new car!

You sir are a credit to your awesomeness!

 

[Alticus]

You guys sound like you don't believe me. I really do have a new car you know.

 

[Admin.]

You guys sound like you don't believe me. I really do have a new car you know.

Tbh I’m a little skeptical, but if you were to post this same picture several times over the next few days, I could be convinced!

 

[Alticus]

Tbh I’m a little skeptical, but if you were to post this same picture several times over the next few days, I could be convinced!

That's just what I was thinking. Nobody doubts my honesty and gets away with it. You're lucky I don't shove a pickleball racquet up your ass.

 

[Alticus]

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[Lily]

That's just what I was thinking. Nobody doubts my honesty and gets away with it. You're lucky I don't shove a pickleball racquet up your ass.

Scary, you interwebs pickle ball tough guy...

 

[Alticus]

Scary, you interwebs pickle ball tough guy...

You just made the list lady. One night you'll be strolling down the street and before you know it, BOOM pickleball racquet up your ass!

 

[Admin.]

Scary, you interwebs pickle ball tough guy...

Do you think I should call the Mounties?

 

[Lily]

You just made the list lady. One night you'll be strolling down the street and before you know it, BOOM pickleball racquet up your ass!

Please don't hurt me.

 

[Lily]

Do you think I should call the Mounties?

I will think about it and get back to you. I don't know when he'll have time to make it down here. He's such a busy guy with a full schedule of activities.

 

[Admin.]

I will think about it and get back to you. I don't know when he'll have time to make it down here. He's such a busy guy with a full schedule of activities.

Its cray how many balls he juggles!

 

[Alticus]

Please don't hurt me.

I'll let you off with a warning this time. Did you know that besides owning elite sportscars and pickleball racquets I also hold black belts in three different forms of martial arts?

 

[Lily]

I'll let you off with a warning this time. Did you know that besides owning elite sportscars and pickleball racquets I also hold black belts in three different forms of martial arts?

I had no idea. How many people have you taken out?

 

[Admin.]

I had no idea. How many people have you taken out?

Please hammer don’t hurt me!

 

[Alticus]

I had no idea. How many people have you taken out?

Have you ever heard of Charlie Zelenoff? He's a real champion of his own boxing federation. Dropped him in less than 60 seconds.

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[Alticus]

He's the G.O.A.T. and I levelled him!

 

[Alticus]

I recently had to put Connor McGregor in his place for disrespecting me. Let's just say he won't be fighting again anytime soon.

 

[Lily]

I recently had to put Connor McGregor in his place for disrespecting me. Let's just say he won't be fighting again anytime soon.

You must be a very intimidating figure.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I'm going to make my exit soon. Not today, but soon.


I'll even be decent enough not to announce it.

 

[Admin.]

Have you ever heard of Charlie Zelenoff? He's a real champion of his own boxing federation. Dropped him in less than 60 seconds.

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He has a very sexy neck!

 

[Breakfall]

The level of respect that I deserve has been lacking and my feelings are officially hurt.

This constant disrespect is really, really getting to me.

It is driving me crazy!!!!

Between @The Countess constantly sending me nudes and begging me for my number and at least 30 dick picks from all angles I can't handle it.

And poopy pants @reaper always trying to impose his racial lifestyle on me, it's unbearable!

And senile @realgrimm going AWOL and leaving us wondering if he's still alive.

How can I stand the constant disrespect!!?!?!!?

From these esteemed.

Quality.

People.

I might never be back.

Congratulations on your victory.

I hope you feel really proud of yourselves.

P.S. By "never" I mean anywhere from a few hours to a week or so.

Oi…do you want me to twist your nipple?

 

[Breakfall]

Tell me @Alticus about this blind faith that you subscribe to?

 

[Alticus]

Tell me @Alticus about this blind faith that you subscribe to?

I'm not sure what you mean.