I Really Need a Break From This Place

[Garraty_47]

If I had my way I'd stick Prowler in a cage and shit on him daily.

Eww.
That's oddly (and disgustingly) specific.

Are you confessing a kink?

 

[Alticus]

Eww.
That's oddly (and disgustingly) specific.

Are you confessing a kink?

If taking a dump on someone I dislike is kinky, than I am the kinkiest man alive.

 

[Admin.]

Eww.
That's oddly (and disgustingly) specific.

Are you confessing a kink?

This is not a Democracy Gary, this is a Cheerocracy!

 

[Corky]

Gonna miss the corvette and ya but hitting the road myself soon so maybe we'll run into each other. Be up in Lake Simcoe fishing swimming by the tomorrow afternoon. God bless your car and you and yours

 

[Alticus]

That's too much effort.

Oh, I'm highly motivated!

 

[Garraty_47]

Oh, I'm highly motivated!

Still talking about your bowels, you kinky monkey?

 

[Lily]

OMG, we need a fuckin' retard reaction emoji stat. And no, the one's we have won't do.

Crazy and retarded are not the same.

 

[Alticus]

Still talking about your bowels, you kinky monkey?

I'm a dirty kinky man G.

 

[The New Holliday]

I might never be back.

Oh pleeze, Prowler. Don't leave.

You're one of my 37 favorite posters.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

He's not going anywhere. Don't get your hopes up. He's like having a hemorrhoid. It will flare again.

Wow, way to insult hemorrhoids. Very shameful.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

He's just hoping that if he leaves for a long enough period of time we will miss him and want him back.

In other words, never gonna happen.

 

[X]

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe he's having a larf by raising the hopes of the wretched forum mutts who are continually trying to nip at his ankles.

The howling and snapping at their own tails when they realize they've been tricked has enormous amusement potential.

Or maybe he’s leaving because you’re incredibly dull and boring and fucking WHINE a hell of a lot fuck off you boring twat and quit boring our bald

 

[Admin.]

@The Prowler

I feel like a powerful troll is in the shadows giggling and thinking corvette, yes ...yes that's where i have them corvett't't'te!

 

[Grimmy]

I feel like a powerful troll is in the shadows giggling and thinking corvette!

One might say prowling..

 

[UncleDiLF]

The constant negativity is really, really getting to me.

It is driving me crazy!!!!

Between @Admin. who constantly talks about my Arctic White 2023 C8 Corvette with the Z51 Performance Package that I did not need to finance and I drive almost every day of the week...

And Poopy Pants @Lily who constantly talks about how she is ignoring me and whines to the site owner and moderators about how much I annoy her as she is constantly telling everyone that she is ignoring me...

And Senile @Joe who I envy so much for having such a carefree, simple, uncomplicated, simple, uninformed, simple, vegetable-like, simple mind that he only needs a few shiny things to keep him occupied for months on end...

How can I stand the constant attacks!!?!?!!?

From these esteemed.

Quality.

People.

I might never be back.

Congratulations on your victory.

I hope you feel really proud of yourselves.

Let‘s meAT…hehe!!!

 

[Admin.]

 

[Joe]

The constant negativity is really, really getting to me.

It is driving me crazy!!!!

And Senile @Joe who I envy so much for having such a carefree, simple, uncomplicated, simple, uninformed, simple, vegetable-like, simple mind that he only needs a few shiny things to keep him occupied for months on end...

I sincerely hope that if a number of us drove you crazy, I was at least 80% responsible Lex @The Prowler.

If so let me know.

And I will attempt to drive you insane by shaming you for your wasteful consumerism of cheap goods from China Lex @The Prowler

I know your disabilities are acting up so I'd be delighted if I could exacerbate those conditions even more.

Btw I hope I wasn't picking on you for your premature male pattern baldness.