Recent content by H.C.Trouble

I had just woken up and was at home listening to Howard Stern.

The initial vaccine test subjects are still being carefully followed. Some of these people had the vaccine in mid-March. When the efficacy rate drops below the already established 95% rate in the early studies - science will learn how long the vaccine lasts.

A little Mandarin.

Some 2019 fortune cookies to read, while I'm sitting on the toilet. Got a great deal.

If you go to a crack head neighbourhood you can furnish your whole apartment for half a sugar cube. They have TVs and laptops they aren't even using.

Update, starting the day after Christmas, Ontario is going into lockdown for four weeks. My wife's work place has to give away a bunch of fresh inventory. The kids can come visit for the fourteen days of quarantine. We have enough to feed four American kids for a year.

Chalk this up to the governments of every country - fucking up yet again. That's why I don't do politics. Those fuckers we elect are unreasonable morons that have no innovative thoughts or leadership skills, especially under pressure. Small businesses should be open if the owners run them...

96 bottles of my favourite beer, to last me through the holidays. They should have given me an extra four for free.

Girls are too romantic, I try to thrust really hard and somewhat sensually to make up for my lack of pussy licking enthusiasm. My wife is fat and smelly ... so don't hate.

I watched while freud abducted an asian boy named Song ... thought he was just trolling ... then I saw the kid's face on a milk box carton in Canada. It was homo milk.

Wasn't wearing my readers ... thought it was Pornhub themed toilet paper.

Eight two minutes rounds, 12 ounces gloves ... it's almost as bad as watching Conor McGregor play "touch butt in park" with Floyd Mayweather. I'll watch it tomorrow.

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? I miss stealing PPVs.

Baby it is cold outside. I'm going to make myself a plate of those fancy little round nachos, with store bought salsa and handfuls of grated cheese. Slip a little something into a rolling paper. Wash it down with beer. Hoping to be KOed before Roy Jones Junior.

Deleting my internet history before my wife comes home.