. Before leaving the original topic of why Prowler is such a fucking doofus, let's just point out that certain cancer rates (not necessarily mortality) have been rising among people under 50 since the 90s.
Conclusion: Cancers anticipated the Covid mRNA vaccine and started ramping up decades ago.
“This study provides a starting point for understanding which cancers are increasing among individuals under age 50,” said lead investigator Meredith Shiels, Ph.D., of NIH’s National Cancer Institute. “The causes of these increases are likely to be cancer specific, including cancer risk factors becoming more common at younger ages, changes in cancer screening or detection, and updates to clinical diagnosis or coding of cancers.”