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[Adam]

The BF bogs are blocked again Lily, off you go

 

[Lily]

One would think you have got that figured out by now. But, enthusiasm can make you a bit eager. I get it.

 

[Adam]

 

[Frood]

Her culinary experience is pretty ordinary...

 

[Adam]

She'll eat anything

 

[Adam]

Her appetite is insatiable

 

[Adam]

kinda like Admin's lust for cock

 

[Lily]

I don't even know what in the holy hell you dipshits are talking about sometimes. Your utter panic makes you throw shit out of everywhere.

 

[Lily]

It doesn't have to make sense to anyone. You just fling in panic.

 

[Lily]

Calm down, breathe.

 

[jack]

Yawwwwn

 

[Frood]

Oink oink...

 

[Lily]

You wake up at 3 am and have nothing better to do, Fruit?

 

[Lily]

Why not flick your bean?

 

[jack]

oh look MC Frood the Fat Pig just announced he's still breathing

 

[Lily]

Get freaky with the Mister?

 

[jack]

MC = Master of Creampies

 

[Lily]

 

[jack]

what a fuckin useless moron

 

[Adam]

Oh look Jack has risen and popped out from Lily's skirt

 

[jack]

damn I really partied my ass off. What a way to end birthday season

 

[Adam]

You have a good nap fella?

 

[Frood]

Listening to a podcast about UAP's and nibbling on a sandwich

 

[jack]

LOL I wont tell you what that looked like at first adam. The usual from you I see.

 

[Lily]

Fun! I hope your family had a great time.

 

[jack]

we had fun.

 

[Adam]

Fun under Lily's skirt?

 

[Adam]

Yeesh, imagine the smell?

 

[Adam]

No thanks

 

[jack]

I wasnt under lily's skirt dumbass buffoon