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[Seamajor]

120000 calories and a butt

 

[Fredricka]

Is that your pointers lily? Thats shit pointers

 

[Adam Hitler]

Apple sausages? Hmm, never had them.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Is Lily trying to give advice on trolling?

 

[Adam Hitler]

LMAO

 

[Fredricka]

Pork and apple, theyre good, i dont like normal ones

 

[Adam Hitler]

Sweeter presumably

 

[Fredricka]

I think we can ignore lilys pointers

 

[Seamajor]

Spouse you’ve never eating a sausage?

 

[Fredricka]

Yes sweeter

 

[Adam Hitler]

Spouse?

 

[Fredricka]

WHAT SEAMAJOR? WHAT?

 

[Seamajor]

God I’m sorry. Spouse

 

[Adam Hitler]

Semen is on his 3rd gin and tonic already

 

[Seamajor]

Did it again. Spouse. No I just got back from a 2 hour bike ride.

 

[Seamajor]

For a 90 year old, I still keep fit.

 

[The Prowler]

Lardo Lily lost her shit the other day. Showed her true colours. Such a nasty person.

 

[Frood]

 

[Adam Hitler]

How many times has she dont that now?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I've lost count

 

[Adam Hitler]

How many times has she done that now?

 

[Fredricka]

No need for shit like that, shes out of order

 

[Frood]

She'll never be out of odor...

 

[The Prowler]

Eww. I just imagined.....how.....she.......SMELLS!

 

[Seamajor]

She doesn’t reek of tobacco. Breath skin clothes car tent portable toilet.

 

[Frood]

Like sweaty lobsters in the sun....

 

[Adam Hitler]

Semen would love a good sniff of her drawers

 

[Cookie Monster]

Like a sweaty old hog to lazy to go to the waterhole.

 

[Seamajor]

DDs groove? That’s special for you amigo

 

[Frood]

Or a zombie on an electric fence....