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[Fredricka]

Fucking car key talk in the sb, yawn, can you be anymore boring?

 

[jack]

Peace of mind is probably worth it

 

[Fredricka]

Adam is way more interesting than you 2, x and weeg too

 

[Fredricka]

Get maga again lily, that was funny

 

[jack]

Of course the second the job is done you'll find the keys

 

[Fredricka]

Hilarious jack, im sure

 

[Lily]

The question I have @Jack is how likely is it that they identify my car. Hondas are ubiquitous

 

[jack]

Depends on where they find them. Where did you lose them?

 

[Fredricka]

Does anyone care? No

 

[Lily]

No, those keys were on a trailer I set them down on when I was helping unload it.

 

[Fredricka]

I bet shes sat on her keys, did you look under your fat ass lily?

 

[jack]

Did this just happen?

 

[Lily]

Nope, a little while back. I've been checking lost and found with police department.

 

[Fredricka]

You might actually have to stand up lily

 

[jack]

I remember when you told that story. Remember?

 

[Fredricka]

Lol, i can mock you now and you lot cant say a word back, this is gonna be good

 

[Fredricka]

No shes a senile drunk like you jack

 

[X]

I just ate like 25 fig newtons

 

[Lily]

Yes, but yesterday it came up again.

 

[Fredricka]

Whats that?

 

[Lily]

There was this Costco 3rd party vendor and we considered getting a new fob.

 

[jack]

You still have one set?

 

[Fredricka]

Get out of the way chumps, X is here

 

[Lily]

Yes, I have one set and one set is out there.

 

[Fredricka]

Ugh, bore off

 

[X]

Is it true @Jack will do a fast penis kiss and skip away?

 

[Lily]

I was thinking about getting another set, but the other set could be in someone's hands.

 

[jack]

ThT can be a little creepy. What about the people you helped with the trailer

 

[Lily]

I wonder where that would leave me if my car was stolen.

 

[Lily]

What about them? I set the keys down on the trailer, on the outside fender...I'm sure they flew off