1,000,000 Post Thread

[Seamajor]

What about your wife? Fred’s dying to know

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I did trim the honeysuckles outside of my cardboard box this morning, though, and tended to my tomatoes and cucumbers.

 

[jack]

reggie was married, his wife passed. Show respect

 

[jack]

some places you dont go, even here

 

[Seamajor]

Waaay more than that Jack. Ya wanna fling some shit?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No worries, Jack. We all know SeaSlopes is kind of slow and stupid.

 

[Fredricka]

Oh, sorry reggie

 

[jack]

whats up Sea?

 

[Lily]

I was out in the garden too. Everything is so beautiful

 

[Lily]

Except for one plant that got rust

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Thanks Fred. It's been a few years now.

 

[Fredricka]

Whats up jack is Seamajor outted himself as a smoker, after all hes said

 

[Seamajor]

I guess I’ve been around for too long. I’m on to most everyone’s nasty secrets

 

[jack]

I know he likes the weed like many of us do. I don't know him to be an ex smoker though

 

[jack]

I quit tobacco for good 40 years ago.

 

[Seamajor]

Fred enjoys assuming

 

[jack]

but I loves my bud

 

[Seamajor]

All she has

 

[jack]

I know that sea, when at the zoo recognize the animals have better table manners than some oif the visitors

 

[Fredricka]

What have i assumed Seamajor? Explain

 

[Fredricka]

Umm, jack? Are you calling me an animal?

 

[Seamajor]

Everything in you pathetic life

 

[Seamajor]

Try a pig

 

[Seamajor]

It’s 27, so it’s time for a jungle bike ride. See ya Reggie

 

[Lily]

Group hug!

 

[Fredricka]

Shush Seamajor, this is important

 

[Fredricka]

Yes lily, summer of love

 

[Lily]

Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya...

 

[Fredricka]

Light the campfire Seamajor, you have a lighter

 

[Lily]

I have an admission to make to Reggie about the left...@Reggie_Essent