1,000,000 Post Thread

[Blandscape]

You wager too much, while delivering nothing.

 

[The Associate]

Yes, Glandscrape, you times that poster ten times and ten poster times and time posters and whaaarrrrgarbl

 

[The Associate]

Av ye been tae th' Waxie's Dargle? Aye, I ken ye av!

 

[Blandscape]

Thanks Courier. See that wasn’t so hard.

 

[The Associate]

Sorry, I was looking at pornography, did you post something you think was interesting?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Let me try that: Ye margle sanny wey wey on the pots.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think I have it!

 

[Blandscape]

Keep looking up how to be fucked while posting here Courier.

 

[The Associate]

Poor Glandscrape's gaggin' fer a Taysta! A TAYSTA DEEZ NUTZ!

 

[Blandscape]

While you gag for attention. Say something to reward me for posting to you.

 

[Frood]

Blandscape was in the cast of Outlander for a spell.... as Hugh Munro but got fired for drinking.

 

[The Associate]

That was, of course, after he'd been fired from working on Shrek due to the fact that every time he'd get a gut full of commotion lotion, he'd try to fuck the animatronic donkey.

 

[Blandscape]

Animatronic donkey? Wasn’t Shrek purely CGI? Bless, would you like me to explain the difference?

 

[The Associate]

Well, look what's gone right over your head.

 

[Weeg]

OMG!!!

 

[Weeg]

Thay actually did it!!

 

[Weeg]

Israel just attacked Iran!!!!!!!!

 

[Weeg]

WW3 has started!!!!!!!!

 

[Weeg]

Better be prepared!! Me and mommas cave is fully stocked!

 

[Weeg]

WAR!!!!!!!!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think the Jews won.

 

[jack]

good evening

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey Jack! You're up late.

 

[jack]

omg its 10 oclock and jack is posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jack]

yeah I went to a friends birthday party

 

[Weeg]

Jack is 24/7

 

[Weeg]

No yoo didnt

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cool. How ancient is your friend?

 

[jack]

weeg is a retard that is going to HELL

 

[jack]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!