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[Jack]

 

[Adam Hitler]

What's a male Karen called? A Jack?

 

[Adam Hitler]

LOL Jack's mobility scooter has a theft alarm.

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Fredricka]

Hey @Jack you ready for neg games?

 

[Fredricka]

Jack pretending hes lolling but he is SHITTING himself, yeah hes shaking like a shitting dog

 

[Jack]

 

[Fredricka]

Fake lols

 

[Fredricka]

You ready to rumble then jacksie? I didnt want to do this but youre forcing my finger now

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why aren't you assholes entertaining me!

 

[Fredricka]

Because we're not your jesters reggie

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yes you are, Fred. You're my Somorset Jester Girl.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You gotta tell Lily about the Hobbit Hole you live in.

 

[Fredricka]

Lol, its a regular village

 

[Fredricka]

With sweet and innocent people

 

[Fredricka]

Like me

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'll bet the local pub doesn't smell too bad.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And everyone has a quaint little garden, what we call yards here in America.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And the only time you see cops is when they're raiding someone's house in the early morning confiscating all their devices and dragging people off for Hate Speech on the internets.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm surprised they haven't come for Adam, tbh.

 

[Fredricka]

Exactly. The local pub is lovely, but they call last orders at 10pm. We hardly ever see the police round here

 

[Fredricka]

They better not come for adam

 

[Fredricka]

Youre in Chicago right?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Chicagoland encompasses the entire metro area. I love on the western edge of it near Aurora, IL.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When I was younger I lived out in the gar west of the State in what they called a "Dry Country." You couldn't buy booze on Sundays and the bars had to close at 11 pm, even on Fridays and Saturdays.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When I was younger I lived out in the far west of the State in what they called a "Dry Country." You couldn't buy booze on Sundays and the bars had to close at 11 pm, even on Fridays and Saturdays.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think they've changed that since then since there's pot dispensaries everywhere now.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Chicagoland encompasses the entire metro area. I live on the western edge of it near Aurora, IL.

 

[Fredricka]

No booze on a Sunday? That sounds pretty bad. So is it city or countryside in your area?

 

[Courier 6]

I wanna visit Chicagoland and ride the St.-Valentine's-Day-Massacre-O'-Whirl.