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[Alticus]

@Fredricka I'm going to have to see a picture of your vagina just be sure that it's regular as you say.

 

[The Associate]

Ah ha! Just remembered the whole thing: Does your cunt do stunts? Does it laugh like Nelson Muntz? When you feed it pickled herrings, does it let out little grunts? Can it sit, stay, and roll over? Can it fetch a stick like Rover? Does your cunt... do... stunts? :D

 

[Seamajor]

Ugh.

 

[Fredricka]

There will be no pussy pics other than the one in my av which incidentally is giving me the giggles everytime i look at it

 

[Seamajor]

A big improvement over your Paki

 

[Seamajor]

A big improvement over your Paki BF

 

[Alticus]

@Fredricka LOL

 

[Seamajor]

I think Courier 6 nailed it

 

[Fredricka]

I think Seethemajor is slightly angry at me

 

[Seamajor]

Only laughing at you hon

 

[Seamajor]

I can only hope you washed your dildo

 

[Seamajor]

After 2 months

 

[Fredricka]

Are you ok sea? I dont want to cause a heart attack or owt

 

[Seamajor]

I’m fine. How about your dildo?

 

[Seamajor]

One can only imagine with a filthy dildo can do to ya

 

[Seamajor]

Buy a new one

 

[The Prowler]

I just popped in to say....go outside, you idiots!!! Being here 24/7 is NOT HEALTHY!

 

[Seamajor]

Use a baseball bat

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Have you seen what's going on out there, Prowler?

 

[Seamajor]

Try a cucumber

 

[Seamajor]

DDs mock penis might work

 

[Fredricka]

Are you giving your weird cat plenty of cuddles to try and make up for my cruelty Seeethemajor ?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So Fred's kitty does tricks?

 

[Seamajor]

Naw. He’s chasing lizards around the pool

 

[Seamajor]

You can’t imagine Reggie

 

[Seamajor]

I hear it can talk

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Did you ever see the ping pong ball trick, SeaSlope?

 

[Seamajor]

Speaks Pakistani

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I went to Tijuana once and saw some weird shit.

 

[Seamajor]

Only when you are raping young Asian gals