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[Fredricka]

This is why i cook, it would take forever otherwise and every utensil would be used, every saucepan

 

[Lily]

Yes!

 

[Lily]

I do use mine as a sous chef...mostly fetching things for me in cabinets that are too tall.

 

[Lily]

Washing the veggies...

 

[Fredricka]

They can be handy

 

[Lily]

He's not getting off scot-free

 

[Lily]

As soon as I get the right jar opener and stool, he's outta here!

 

[X]

He sounds like one of those extra durable blow up men

 

[X]

 

[Fredricka]

I tell mine this is MY kitchen, get out, i cant be doing with him getting in my way, not when im cooking i just want it over

 

[Fredricka]

X, youre digging yourself a deeper hole now

 

[Fredricka]

Be nice to lily, shes not in the mood

 

[The Cuntess]

Scientist?

 

[The Cuntess]

Who is a scientist?

 

[Lily]

I see...well, you do what works best for you. I have to admit, daily cooking is a drag. I like cooking for the holidays and celebrations

 

[Fredricka]

I HATE IT

 

[Fredricka]

Lilys bloke flea

 

[The Cuntess]

Wait what? Now he’s a scientist? He was a lawyer at SG

 

[Lily]

He is a lawyer and a scientist both. I know you can't understand someone that can acquire a JD and a PhD

 

[Lily]

But it's a real thing. I've always said it.

 

[X]

He’s a scientist BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Lily]

He used his science PhD in chemistry to work in biotech patents.

 

[The Cuntess]

Now he’s both? Stfu

 

[Lily]

Look all those words up so you can start to understand what he did for a living.

 

[X]

So you don’t cook everyday? The fuck you eat? Take out everyday?

 

[The Cuntess]

I don’t believe there is a man. Next year he’ll be a politician

 

[Lily]

He helped pharmaceutical companies get their drugs patented.

 

[Lily]

No, he shouldn't run for politics. He's a Trumper.

 

[The Cuntess]

Then a surgeon

 

[X]

Anything to sound interesting on the infernets because rl is boring af