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[Iggy McLulz]

never mind I just need to clean my cookies and stuff.

 

[offwidthe]

yep I do see two images

 

[Iggy McLulz]

 

[Gyroscope]

One of my cats was in the top of the cat tree, so about face-level relative to me. She likes to chew the fabric off the tree, and she had a big chunk caught in her teeth. I didn't want her to choke so I tried to pull it out. She swiped at me, her claw got stuck in my lip deep, didn't stop bleeding for like 10 minutes. Of course, right before I was about to smoke. Ow.

 

[CorsetKat]

Ha, that sucks.

I keep mine trimmed as much as possible. Loki is easy. Luci Furr puts up a fuss though.

Hers get über sharp so she hurts me easy. His aren't as smart now that he is bigger, but he is strong and doesn't learn so well, so he doesn't get how he hurts. Bites über hard. Not playing through the covers with him.

 

[offwidthe]

so you would say you have at least 2 pussies?

 

[Gyroscope]

These are funny, that guy is brave.

 

[Gyroscope]

 

[offwidthe]

Good day all!

 

[Scooter]

Shit, I almost forgot I had three cans of beer in the freezer for a quick chill.

 

[offwidthe]

If you wrap a wet paper towel around them they get colder faster.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I have too many posts, I'm catching up to @Gyroscope

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I just had the strangest confrontation on facebook. This guy was under the impression that I was either a cop or a Fed. :ROFL::LOL2::LMAO:

 

[Grimmy]

 

[offwidthe]

Gonna hit the 700 club today!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I saw that before :LOL2: it's hilarious.

 

[CorsetKat]

Ha!

The dude working the window at the drive through is either fed up with people accusing him of getting shit wrong or he is special. He told me my order back to me super slow and said my total would be "$5.37 US currency". Ha! Now I want to try and pay in trade.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Years ago I managed to buy some pretzel dogs and nachos at the mall with a dimebag. So who knows why this guy was specifically asking for US currency.

 

[offwidthe]

I used to buy beer, sandwiches, and McD's in high school with LSD and Ecstacy. Gotta love those towns with bored rich kids.

 

[Gyroscope]

The cracks in my phone's screen have rendered it unusable. Touch screen doesn't register my fingers. Fun. I had it for 3-4 years, that's a decent run I guess.

 

[Sharona]

Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die? Does it involve eating chocolate? Why not?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[Iggy McLulz]

So this is what @UncleDiLF is into huh?

 

[Blazor]

The cracks in my phone's screen have rendered it unusable. Touch screen doesn't register my fingers. Fun. I had it for 3-4 years, that's a decent run I guess.

My Nokia Windows phone is still going 5 1/2 years strong lol.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I finally quit buying refurbished phones and got an iphone 7 plus or whatever a few months ago. It's pretty nice.

 

[Gyroscope]

I have an iphone 5S at the moment, not sure if I'll get a 6S Plus or 7 Plus. Doesn't seem like there's that much different about them and I don't care about having the latest and greatest processors or whatever the fuck is in the iphone X. I just don't like how everything after the 6 doesn't have a headphone jack. I heard the charging/headphone dongle sucks dick.

 

[offwidthe]

I still have the 5s and don't plan to upgrade. I did buy an apple watch though so I could just look at my wrist and leave my phone in my pocket. That is pretty handy.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I have an iphone 5S at the moment, not sure if I'll get a 6S Plus or 7 Plus. Doesn't seem like there's that much different about them and I don't care about having the latest and greatest processors or whatever the fuck is in the iphone X. I just don't like how everything after the 6 doesn't have a headphone jack. I heard the charging/headphone dongle sucks dick.

I like iPads, I’ve always got to have the latest one but Samsung Galaxy phones are far superior to iPhones imho

 

[Gyroscope]

I know they are, I'm just used to iphones. I find them more aesthetically pleasing and I don't care all that much about extra features as long as I can play music, take decent pictures, and get online.