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[jack]

"Beat it, we're closed"

 

[The Associate]

roflmao

 

[The Associate]

How do you make a hormone?

 

[The Associate]

Offer to pay her extra for it.

 

[jack]

LOLOL

 

[X]

Wipe your chins boys!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

WTF

 

[Seamajor]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

HELO IS THIS THING ON?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

BURO

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

BURP

 

[Reggie_Essent]

RANCY! It's Frea's Day night and I'm Frea-ing.

 

[Frood]

These nachos are making me thursti...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Too bad Fred ain't here to be schooled on Friday.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I had an awesome turkey, bacon, lettuce and tomato sammy for dinner with a spoonful or two on macaroni salad.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I gotta soak up all the beer somehow.

 

[Frood]

I had nachos with frijoles, sour cream, and salsa

 

[Frood]

I need cola. Time for a run.

 

[The Associate]

I farted.

 

[Frood]

Was it also a delicious meal?

 

[Garraty_47]

Why does it smell like rotten eggs and Vaseline in here? <reads up> Oh. Oh dear.

 

[The Associate]

Couldn't say; my fart smell like ambrosia.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You read up in the SB, Garraty? I do occasionally, but it's mostly all the same retardation as it ever was..

 

[The Associate]

I'm proud to say that I introduce entirely NEW forms of retardation.

 

[Garraty_47]

Well, I didn't have to go far to find the answer, luckily(?)

 

[Reggie_Essent]

My farts are "Vintage," C6. Like a fine wine. I ain't wine cuck, but I'm pretty sure it's a thing.

 

[Garraty_47]

Mine are generally Shakespearean... lots of sound and fury signifying nothing.

 

[Frood]

My farts have a certain WW1 trench warfare undertone to them. Big noises followed by lots of choking and vomiting.

 

[Alticus]

Off to bed soon. Have a good night guys.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

My farts are like submarines. Silent, quick, and deadly.