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[Adam Hitler]

I assumed Lotus is a prude, until she told me that she used to go to nudist camps!

 

[Adam Hitler]

LOL

 

[X]

I bet she had a huge bush

 

[X]

With bits of leaves in it

 

[Adam Hitler]

She posed in a 70's porn mag called Happy n' Hairy.

 

[X]

And some twigs LOL

 

[Adam Hitler]

Mould too I bet.

 

[Adam Hitler]

A fella could lose an arm in there

 

[X]

You used an Afro pick

 

[X]

She would floof it all up like an Afro bahahahahahahaha

 

[Adam Hitler]

hairy pits too and legs

 

[Adam Hitler]

refusal to wear deodorant or use soap lol

 

[X]

Like she got two Pygmy’s in a headlock

 

[Adam Hitler]

Imagine the smell!

 

[Garraty_47]

To deny our simian natures is to live in delusion. Reject cognitive dissonance... embrace the monke!

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think Garraty is trying to say that he likes a dangerously thick pubic thatch!

 

[Alticus]

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[Alticus]

A little Nazi porn for you.

 

[Garraty_47]

Aesthetically I actually prefer a landing strip, but I'm not totally against a full bush.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Thats adorable that Alticus thinks I have a"spankbang" account already to watch whatever that is.

 

[Alticus]

Don't need an account to watch.

 

[Garraty_47]

Just the fact that it has both "spank" and "nazi" in the URL was enough to make me think: "Meh, pass."

 

[Adam Hitler]

you do in my country, you can't watch porn unless you verify your age

 

[Alticus]

How the hell do you verify your age?

 

[Adam Hitler]

There's always a VPN of course

 

[Alticus]

Anybody can watch it.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You have to prove your identity lol.

 

[Adam Hitler]

passport, credit card etc

 

[Adam Hitler]

UK is a tyrannical shithole.

 

[Alticus]

For God's sake. That's just ridiculous.