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[Fredrick]

Or falling off his bike.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Like Joe Biden

 

[Jack]

he found a pile of money this morning. Looked like quite a wad

 

[Fredrick]

Some drug dealer must've run from the cops.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Oh lord he'll go on a drunken binder and waste it all on prostitutes

 

[Jack]

afaik, he doesnt drink?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

He will with money like that

 

[Jack]

and he has a gf supposedly

 

[Fredrick]

Maybe he'll buy an air pump to keep her inflated.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Pfft

 

[Jack]

no, she's a real person

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Being held against her will

 

[Jack]

LOl. Maybe he'll buy her something nice.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

A new chain and collar perhaps

 

[Jack]

 

[Fredrick]

That reminds me of the story I wrote at TK way back. Although that one was a damned sight more... grisly. muwhahaha

 

[Jack]

"The Lady In The Basement"?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Do tell

 

[Fredrick]

Yeah, @Jack , that's the one

 

[Fredrick]

I'll let you tell @Oliver Shagnasty about it.

 

[Jack]

LOL Ollie, I was trolling this poster at TK who was a worse passive aggressive hostile condescending lying two faced back stabbing bitch than our current resident one here, if you can imagine that.

 

[Jack]

anyway, long story short, I paid C6 to write a horror novel ivolving her

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Wait what is TK?

 

[Jack]

Troll Kingdom. C6's and mine former home board

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Oh ok

 

[Jack]

its a dead zone these days, but back then it was lively

 

[Jack]

so it was released in chapters, and small posts.

 

[Jack]

It trolled the fuck out of her.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Sounds like an interesting lady

 

[Fredrick]

Imagine the most horrible torture-porn possible. This was worse.