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[Lily]

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh"

 

[Fredricka]

Hi jack, what happened?

 

[Fredricka]

I went to the beach today, it was too nice to stay in

 

[Fredricka]

Lily, you tell me then, what stirring have you been up to today?

 

[Fredricka]

Be proud of it lils, dont hide

 

[Lily]

Me? I dunno, not a lot. Just a few snarks, mostly shit emojis.

 

[Fredricka]

I did notice the shit emojis

 

[Lily]

You were mostly spared. You're welcome!

 

[Fredricka]

Thanks, i gave you a few back but didnt go to Cockeye6 levels, youre also welcome

 

[LotusBud]

Fred, I envy you the beach in the UK. It's too hot here, even for the beach.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Fred was at the beach naked

 

[Lily]

Thank you, Fred.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Suns out butt cheeks out

 

[Jack]

LOL pouring here and chilly. I'ma brew some elderberry gin

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Im gonna brew a pot of spank that ass

 

[The Cuntess]

My friend makes these delicious overnight oats. I got two cups of them earlier. So delicious

 

[Jack]

 

[Jack]

that was to Ollie

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Speaking of being naked at the beach.....Grumpess what are you wearing?

 

[Jack]

I hope you enjoyed the oatmeal Flea

 

[LotusBud]

Chilly there, @Jack? Didn't you just have a heatwave?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Or should i say what are you not wearing?

 

[Jack]

yep. It's like 62 degrees and pouring. Chilly

 

[The Cuntess]

I’m wearing a white wife beater and Levi shorts

 

[LotusBud]

Is it one of those flash rains that are over in 20 minutea?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

@The Cuntess, Are you Sydney Sweeney?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Shit she fills thems shorts better than Sweeny Weeny

 

[LotusBud]

I haven't been to Vermont in ages. I would like to have a good reason to go back someday. But, I think for me it's one of those places that lives only in my past. Like Los Angeles.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Pics or I call bullshit.