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[Fredricka]

I promise to never chat to u ,only behind your back, hows about it?

 

[jack]

And I'll only use the alt you dont know about yet to neg you incessantly, k?

 

[jack]

cmon d00d, you know you want to.

 

[Fredricka]

Hes thinking about it

 

[The Associate]

My GFM is still up.

 

[Fredricka]

Is it still on 0?

 

[Fredricka]

Courier 0?

 

[Fredricka]

Intimidated silence

 

[The Associate]

I'm waiting for you to do what you know you ought to do.

 

[Fredricka]

? Make a coffee?

 

[The Associate]

Try again, Peppa.

 

[Fredricka]

Do some housework?

 

[jack]

LOL.

 

[Fredricka]

Mow the cornfield?

 

[The Associate]

That'll work. Anything that takes you away from the keyboard. Bye, now.

 

[jack]

He's a sarcastic fuck innhe?

 

[Fredricka]

Oo, id better do what this no mark says hadnt i

 

[The Associate]

Yes, you'd better. Hop to it. Toodle-the-fuck-oo.

 

[Fredricka]

What will happen if i dont? Will u post youtubes? The HORROR

 

[The Associate]

What will happen if you don't? Nothin'. You'll go on being a snaggletoothed street-shitter, and I'll go on laughing at you for it.

 

[jack]

Alts down in the porn sextion fapping to those muscular bitches.

 

[jack]

at least they're not trafficked girls for a change

 

[The Associate]

Nothing wrong with that.

 

[The Associate]

Some guys like scrawny, some guys like flabby. But not *all* guys like either of those options.

 

[Fredricka]

Is he having a group wank with Cockeye6 and other assorted pervs?

 

[The Associate]

As long as nobody's fapping to cows, what's your beef?

 

[The Associate]

Oh, pardon the word choice, Apu-ette.

 

[jack]

That was udderly awful

 

[Fredricka]

Why do u wank with other blokes Cockeye6?

 

[The Associate]

I'll try to wrangle and corral my phraseology.