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[X]

I’m waiting for a delivery man

 

[X]

Once I get one I’ll leave

 

[X]

Okay buddy?

 

[Fredrick]

You should go out and wait for it, then crash your bike to impress the driver when he shows up.

 

[X]

I am the delivery person you dolt

 

[X]

I waiting for ubereats deliveries

 

[Fredrick]

Oh, good. Don't forget to crash your bike.

 

[X]

Working, now there’s a concept you should familiarize yourself with

 

[Fredrick]

Oh, I'm sure I could never crash a bicycle for a living.

 

[X]

 

[X]

LOL yeah yeah

 

[Fredrick]

Hey, when you do that, do you pop up and yell, "Ter-DERRRRRRR!!!" for style points?

 

[X]

Sound like my hell borned girlfriend

 

[Alticus]

What was your cat's name again X?

 

[Fredrick]

Let's don't bring your mother into this.

 

[X]

That dark gray one? Why you always looking for pi

 

[Alticus]

Yes and no I'm not looking for PI.

 

[Fredrick]

What do you think he's going to do, open a bank account in your dead cat's name?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I am

 

[Alticus]

The one that recently passed X

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Im gonna show up at one of your houses one day naked

 

[X]

You went and made a funny and did a back flip to revert to your perverted ways

 

[X]

His name was darky

 

[Fredrick]

If you show up at my place naked, I'll just throw cans of tuna fish at you and let the complex's feral kittens drag you away to the kitten universe.

 

[X]

They can open cans??

 

[Alticus]

Okay thanks. Is that him in the image you posted?

 

[X]

I’m impressed

 

[Alticus]

Okay thanks. Is that him in the image you posted earlier?

 

[Fredrick]

You named a cat 'darkie'? What, instead of 'spook'? Was 'spider-monkey' too "on the nose"?

 

[X]

No, that’s rocky