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[Fredricka]

Hi lily

 

[Alticus]

Morning Lily :)

 

[Lily]

Seems fairly quiet.

 

[Alticus]

Yep

 

[Lily]

Who died?

 

[Fredricka]

Jack! Get your old ass back in here

 

[Frood]

I just farted and I'm pretty sure something died up there....

 

[Fredricka]

No lowering the tone frood, get out

 

[The Cuntess]

Good morning. It’s gonna be real hot today

 

[Frood]

No, the tone was quite low. In between a fog horn and a growling dog.

 

[Fredricka]

Alt seems like a pretty quiet guy, not a fog horn

 

[Alticus]

@Fredricka I'm chillin' Bob Dylan....mellow marshmallow.

 

[Frood]

Alrighty.... the niceties are getting out out of hand. Who is ugly, fat, skeleton skinny, sucks dick, eats carpet, is really stupid? Come on people divide up into work groups and let's get this party started.

 

[Lily]

Again?!

 

[Fredricka]

Thats better frood

 

[Fredricka]

Frood can be the new jack, hes 63 you know

 

[Frood]

Fred knows... Brits and Aussies enjoy a good shit hanging session... it's in our blood. We were bred for it.

 

[Fredricka]

Aussies are worse being our criminals and all

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Aussies and Brits have a lot in common

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They live in big islands, for example

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You don't see much about Australia in the news these days, things must be going ok over there

 

[Lily]

You're American, Fruit.

 

[Frood]

I'm a number of things except fat, brown, female, and stupid.

 

[Frood]

It's a shitshow over here....Rancy

 

[Lily]

You're still American, per the 14th amendment

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It's a shitshow over here....Rancy

Let's all move in with Weeg!

 

[Fredricka]

I forget hes a yank sometimes

 

[Lily]

He is. Calls himself a penal colonist...weird

 

[MANCID RILKO]

The ruin of Western society

 

[Fredricka]

I think he forgets too lily