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[Alticus]

You'd know Jack.

 

[Alticus]

You're an authority on the subject.

 

[Fredricka]

I bet alt is enjoying doing this face to face instead of cock to face

 

[Bastard Factory]

Nope... just paid it. Got an email I missed some court date this morning and just paid it before it went to 'state' where I guess it wouldve gotten real expensive.

 

[Alticus]

 

[Bastard Factory]

So.... last May... I was driving thru Utah and my car blew up... last one remaining was a cop and I needed a ride off the highway.. BEFORE I got into his car, he wanted to search me and I handed over a beaten down pot pipe I grabbed out of the car, with a few other things before it went up.. had 10-12 seconds.. forgot to ditch it in the high grass as my car burned.. Didn't know Id be riding in a cop car

 

[Bastard Factory]

Cop gave me ride into town.. 20 miles or whatever, had a good talk here and there.. but when I got out, he said I gotta do this man.... citation

 

[Bastard Factory]

Pleaded guilty so I didnt have to go to UT court and just didnt pay.... until now.

 

[Bastard Factory]

I gotta go back to Vegas next week to get my stuff and drive thru UTah..

 

[Jack]

nothing like dancing on the head of the pin.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Just Say No guys

 

[Jack]

No

 

[Lily]

So, the unpaid fine became an arrest warrant?

 

[Bastard Factory]

I headed it off today. Paid it before it went to 'state'.. very helpful admin there got me handled today. Told me on was on the verge if I ignored the doc I was sent today... guess I missed a court hearing I was supposed to actually be at. lol.... never knew.

 

[Jack]

Wow

 

[Lily]

Very good. Keep that info with you when you travel, in case records aren't updated and you're pulled over.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Happened in seconds AS I got it over to the side

 

[Jack]

Damn, you were lucky

 

[Bastard Factory]

sucked.

 

[Lily]

That's scary...do you know what caused the fire?

 

[Bastard Factory]

Bank gave me more than I bought it for 5 yrs earlier

 

[Bastard Factory]

You know wo

 

[Bastard Factory]

who... HER

 

[Alticus]

I'm glad you survived. Without you this place would die a slow death and nobody would have Assbox authority.

 

[Jack]

Oh right...HER.

 

[Jack]

LOL you finally broke free?

 

[Fredricka]

Leave weeg the keys in your will bf

 

[Lily]

Are you serious? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

[Fredricka]

Who lily?

 

[Lily]

Bastard Factory has created a trust. I get the forum in the event of his unfortunate departure.