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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I can see the miasma cloud coming from the east

 

[Frood]

No beans this time. Just cheese, chips, and a salsa.

 

[Frood]

I looked at the can of frijoles and said, not today satan.

 

[jack]

whew

 

[jack]

thank god for satan

 

[jack]

killing someone with a 30 ought 6 is what gamers do

 

[Frood]

I got 5 pounds of rump steak going in the slow cooker though.... so there's a chance later.

 

[jack]

I'll hold my breath

 

[The Associate]

When you swim in-a da sea and an eel bites-a you knee, dat's... a Moray...

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I've got my bunker prepped.

 

[The Associate]

Whennnn you laser gun tries to put out both-a you eyes, dat's... a Moe Ray...

 

[The Associate]

Guess that BB gun's just a half-Moe.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[X]

Dust off your knees wipe your mouths and turn off the lights when your done fellas

 

[X]

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Go jump onto a third rail, X.

 

[The Associate]

Don't touch grass, touch RAIL.

 

[Frood]

I farted and touched weave just now

 

[X]

Touch ‘rail’ often do yah? a regular woodsman aren’t yeh LOL

 

[Murdock]

hi

 

[jack]

hi

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is Jacj ginning out?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is Jack ginning out?

 

[The Associate]

The plot coagulates!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So good old Jack was gonna get ginned up and poast. It's only 1 in morning for him and the lazy old fuck has probably been snoring for two or three hours already. What a puss.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Now shut the fuck up. I've put on my 8 hour thunderstorm to sleep by.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I gotta get up and make my 27-step commute to work tomorrow around 9ish or so ...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cunts!

 

[The Associate]

BUY MY PYROTECHNIC PINEAPPLES! SUCKERRRS!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Shuttup, just shuttup