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[Lily]

Driving drunk, stop me coppers!

 

[Lily]

Quick, someone notify the

 

[Lily]

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[Lily]

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[Lily]

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[Lily]

 

[The Real Alticus]

You're driving drunk Lily?

 

[Lily]

Oh yeah, totally drunk....

 

[Lily]

 

[The Real Alticus]

Seriously?

 

[Lily]

What? lol

 

[Lily]

I'm mocking the retards, Alti. Come on!

 

[The Real Alticus]

You driving drunk. Are you just trolling or are you really doing so?

 

[The Real Alticus]

You're driving drunk. Are you just trolling or are you really doing so?

 

[Lily]

My mother is 500 away

 

[Lily]

I'm basically a teetotaler.

 

[Lily]

My mother is 500 miles away

 

[The Real Alticus]

Lily, if you are drunk you need to pull over and drink lots of fluids that aren't going to make you worse.

 

[Lily]

4 day vacation I had one Guiness and one glass of wine. Each with my meal

 

[The Real Alticus]

I don't want to see your mangled body posted

 

[The Real Alticus]

Lily are you drinking and driving or not?

 

[Lily]

Oh, dude. Sorry, if this is triggering, but I don't drink enough to ever get in an accident.

 

[The Real Alticus]

I hope not. I don't want to see your mangled body on a DW gore forum.

 

[Lily]

And if I did, I would never drive.

 

[Lily]

I would never endanger strangers.

 

[The Real Alticus]

Many drivers don't mean to endanger anyone. W.hat if you hit someone? You'd be incarcerated

 

[The Real Alticus]

Many drivers don't mean to endanger anyone. What if you hit someone? You'd be incarcerated

 

[Lily]

I can't even fuckin mock the morons without getting shit .

 

[Lily]

I do not drink, Alticus, ffs!

 

[The Real Alticus]

Then why say it?