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[Fredricka]

Hi btw

 

[Admin.]

Today’s episode of making things up and crying about it is on now

 

[Lily]

I don't remember what voices are saying in your head, no.

 

[Lily]

LOL @Admin. Episode 300?

 

[Fredricka]

Dont cry guys, its not that bad

 

[Admin.]

And counting!

 

[Lily]

I dare say it's nothing, as usual.

 

[jack]

Sounds like FlynnTV @Admin.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Was Lily slobbering drunk last night?

 

[Fredricka]

I didnt see her last night night reggie, she mustve passed out

 

[Fredricka]

This was in the DAYTIME!

 

[Fredricka]

Morning no less

 

[Admin.]

Speaking of TV, Kirk hasn’t regaled us with a riveting tale of the glory days of WebTV in a long time.

 

[Lily]

Last night, I was out drinking and driving, Reggie. I got into 12 collisions, ran over 1 grandpa, 3 dogs, 8 cats and a mom pushing a stroller. Thank God it was one of those doggie strollers.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Morning drunks are always entertaining.

 

[Fredricka]

See reggie? She needs help

 

[Fredricka]

Im here for u lily

 

[Lily]

I don't want your help! I want to keep driving drunk and wreaking havoc.

 

[Lily]

I can't be stopped...mua hahahahahahahaha

 

[Lily]

Not even Homeland Security can stop me!!

 

[Fredricka]

That admin is an enabler, blandscape is a bad influence too

 

[Fredricka]

The peer pressure must be stopped

 

[Lily]

Yes, they fund me at GFM and buy me booze.

 

[Fredricka]

We'll probably see her on the news one day crashing magnificently into a shop or crowd or something

 

[Fredricka]

I hope they show it over here, make it big lily

 

[Lily]

Hopefully tonight. I drive a Hummer by the way, maximum macho drunkenness. If I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it right.

 

[Fredricka]

Admin, stop her ffs

 

[LotusBud]

Wow. This is actually making me laugh.

 

[Lily]

I will do my best. Maybe I'll crash into the Israeli Consulate in SF. Then reverse the Hummer, raise Cain across SF

 

[The Associate]

It's not really a HMMWV, it's just her Institutional-size ass on roller skates.