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[SHAMPAIN]

Good afternoon Rancid, how's the weather in Brazil today?

Is it hot? Do the trees stay green all year round there mate? I know it's summer right now...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You can see we're in the wet season because of all the dark streaks on the walls LOL

High humidity too eh

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You can see we're in the wet season because of all the dark streaks on the walls LOL

Are you close to the Amazon?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Good afternoon Rancid, how's the weather in Brazil today?

Is it hot? Do the trees stay green all year round there mate? I know it's summer right now...

It should be in the mid 80's today, maybe a few showers

The trees lose a lot of leaves in winter, but they don't become completely devoid of them like in temperate climates

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

You can see we're in the wet season because of all the dark streaks on the walls LOL

Are you close to the Amazon?

No, I'm in the Southeast region, over here we have the Atlantic Forest

The Amazon is at least 2000 miles away from me

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You can see we're in the wet season because of all the dark streaks on the walls LOL

Are you close to the Amazon?

No, I'm in the Southeast region, over here we have the Atlantic Forest

The Amazon is at least 2000 miles from me

Yeah it's a massive country... Do you have wandering spiders in your area?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Fishing isn't just for old men piss, there's a lot of fishing that's too much for old legs trust me... Know plenty old guys that say things like "wish I could still get down there, too much for me now" hahaha it's not just sit on a chair and wait... Such a simple view on the world...

Fishing for Murray cod is fun as fuck.



Generally, you don't get anything. But when you do, it's an amazing experience...

Dang, I'd never hold a fish that big that way

Unless it's 100% dead

One nice hit can put a man down instantly

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Fishing isn't just for old men piss, there's a lot of fishing that's too much for old legs trust me... Know plenty old guys that say things like "wish I could still get down there, too much for me now" hahaha it's not just sit on a chair and wait... Such a simple view on the world...

Fishing for Murray cod is fun as fuck.



Generally, you don't get anything. But when you do, it's an amazing experience...

Dang, I'd never hold a fish that big that way

Unless it's 100% dead

One nice hit can put a man down instantly

That was like an uppercut from Tyson Fury holy shit! hahahaha!!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

You can see we're in the wet season because of all the dark streaks on the walls LOL

Are you close to the Amazon?

No, I'm in the Southeast region, over here we have the Atlantic Forest

The Amazon is at least 2000 miles from me

Yeah it's a massive country... Do you have wandering spiders in your area?

There's all sorts of creatures roaming around here, but since nature is in balance, they don't tend to enter human areas a lot

Except for these guys, they're everywhere. Sometimes there's a dozen of them roaming my backyard. They've got no predators because they're full of cyanide. They're harmless, unless you eat them. They do stink, though and they poop if you mess with them.

And this is their poisonous cousin, once in a while a big one shows up, but it's more common to have one or two small ones crawling out of the drain when you're taking a shower

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Fishing isn't just for old men piss, there's a lot of fishing that's too much for old legs trust me... Know plenty old guys that say things like "wish I could still get down there, too much for me now" hahaha it's not just sit on a chair and wait... Such a simple view on the world...

Fishing for Murray cod is fun as fuck.



Generally, you don't get anything. But when you do, it's an amazing experience...

Dang, I'd never hold a fish that big that way

Unless it's 100% dead

One nice hit can put a man down instantly

That was like an uppercut from Tyson Fury holy shit! hahahaha!!

That fish's head is also hard like steel.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Holy cow, look at this one

 

[Frood]

Fishing isn't just for old men piss, there's a lot of fishing that's too much for old legs trust me... Know plenty old guys that say things like "wish I could still get down there, too much for me now" hahaha it's not just sit on a chair and wait... Such a simple view on the world...

Fishing for Murray cod is fun as fuck.



Generally, you don't get anything. But when you do, it's an amazing experience...

Dang, I'd never hold a fish that big that way

Unless it's 100% dead

One nice hit can put a man down instantly

I've yet to catch one that big yet... at best 3/4 of that ...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You can see we're in the wet season because of all the dark streaks on the walls LOL

Are you close to the Amazon?

No, I'm in the Southeast region, over here we have the Atlantic Forest

The Amazon is at least 2000 miles from me

Yeah it's a massive country... Do you have wandering spiders in your area?

There's all sorts of creatures roaming around here, but since nature is in balance, they don't tend to enter human areas a lot

Except for these guys, they're everywhere. Sometimes there's a dozen of them roaming my backyard. They've got no predators because they're full of cyanide. They're harmless, unless you eat them. They do stink, though and they poop if you mess with them.

And this is their poisonous cousin, once in a while a big one shows up, but it's more common to have one or two small ones crawling out of the drain when you're taking a shower

I have to correct you lol they're venomous not poisonous, sorry but I can't help telling people the difference... Venomous creatures, such as tarantulas, wasps, snakes deliver their toxic cocktails by wounding another animal, often via a fang, stinger, or spine. In contrast, poisonous organisms administer secretions passively, usually through their skin, when another creature touches or ingests it (think poison frogs)...

I've had a few giant centipedes, you really, really don't want to get bitten by one they're monsters too... I'd love to have all the creatures you have, I'd be in the forests all the time haha love me bugs...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Holy cow, look at this one

Haha those are called Arapaima, they grow to massive sizes and can breath air... They get caught in small pools when the Amazon floods dissipate and the water runs out of oxygen in those stagnant pools so they breath air to survive... I watched a doc on them a while back and they're also in River Monsters, you seen that?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

You can see we're in the wet season because of all the dark streaks on the walls LOL

Are you close to the Amazon?

No, I'm in the Southeast region, over here we have the Atlantic Forest

The Amazon is at least 2000 miles from me

Yeah it's a massive country... Do you have wandering spiders in your area?

There's all sorts of creatures roaming around here, but since nature is in balance, they don't tend to enter human areas a lot

Except for these guys, they're everywhere. Sometimes there's a dozen of them roaming my backyard. They've got no predators because they're full of cyanide. They're harmless, unless you eat them. They do stink, though and they poop if you mess with them.

And this is their poisonous cousin, once in a while a big one shows up, but it's more common to have one or two small ones crawling out of the drain when you're taking a shower

I have to correct you lol they're venomous not poisonous, sorry but I can't help telling people the difference... Venomous creatures, such as tarantulas, wasps, snakes deliver their toxic cocktails by wounding another animal, often via a fang, stinger, or spine. In contrast, poisonous organisms administer secretions passively, usually through their skin, when another creature touches or ingests it (think poison frogs)...

I've had a few giant centipedes, you really, really don't want to get bitten by one they're monsters too... I'd love to have all the creatures you have, I'd be in the forests all the time haha love me bugs...

Yeah I always get poison and venom confused, they're both the same word in Portugee, "veneno"

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Holy cow, look at this one

Haha those are called Arapaima, they grow to massive sizes and can breath air... They get caught in small pools when the Amazon floods dissipate and the water runs out of oxygen in those stagnant pools so they breath air to survive... I watched a doc on them a while back and they're also in River Monsters, you seen that?

I've watched a bunch of River Monsters episodes, I believe I saw the one in Brazil in which he went to Pantanal to investigate some cattle ranchers that were killed inside a shallow river. In that case, it was the electric eel who killed them.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You can see we're in the wet season because of all the dark streaks on the walls LOL

Are you close to the Amazon?

No, I'm in the Southeast region, over here we have the Atlantic Forest

The Amazon is at least 2000 miles from me

Yeah it's a massive country... Do you have wandering spiders in your area?

There's all sorts of creatures roaming around here, but since nature is in balance, they don't tend to enter human areas a lot

Except for these guys, they're everywhere. Sometimes there's a dozen of them roaming my backyard. They've got no predators because they're full of cyanide. They're harmless, unless you eat them. They do stink, though and they poop if you mess with them.

And this is their poisonous cousin, once in a while a big one shows up, but it's more common to have one or two small ones crawling out of the drain when you're taking a shower

I have to correct you lol they're venomous not poisonous, sorry but I can't help telling people the difference... Venomous creatures, such as tarantulas, wasps, snakes deliver their toxic cocktails by wounding another animal, often via a fang, stinger, or spine. In contrast, poisonous organisms administer secretions passively, usually through their skin, when another creature touches or ingests it (think poison frogs)...

I've had a few giant centipedes, you really, really don't want to get bitten by one they're monsters too... I'd love to have all the creatures you have, I'd be in the forests all the time haha love me bugs...

Yeah I always get poison and venom confused, they're both the same word in Portugee, "veneno"

It's an easy thing to mix up, I'm just used to telling people the difference because I always get asked questions about my spiders, I'm not trying to be a smart ass...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Holy cow, look at this one

Haha those are called Arapaima, they grow to massive sizes and can breath air... They get caught in small pools when the Amazon floods dissipate and the water runs out of oxygen in those stagnant pools so they breath air to survive... I watched a doc on them a while back and they're also in River Monsters, you seen that?

I've watched a bunch of River Monsters episodes, I believe I saw the one in Brazil in which he went to Pantanal to investigate some cattle ranchers that were killed inside a shallow river. In that case, it was the electric eel who killed them.

Yeah I seen that one... I loved that show! Crazy how many different species of fish the Amazon has, I'd hate to fall in hahaha!

 

[Weeg]

Did Jak died or is she back in prison?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Canada in the news LOL

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I don't get these people, when I was in the US, every time a snowstorm was coming I'd go to the supermarket and buy food for a good two weeks and just stay quiet and cozy at home watching the white stuff out there

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

The first I learned in the US, always pay attention to the weather channel

 

[The Scoundrel]

We all ready for a BIG Saturday night peeps?

 

[The Cuntess]

Gay ass

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Hi Grumpess!! How are ye?

 

[The Scoundrel]

You wanna party Flea? Can you party Flea? We don't want

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Flea is thinking about being naked with me

 

[The Scoundrel]

She'll put your hip out Ollie

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

On the contrary

 

[The Scoundrel]

She's a BIG girl mate. Just sayin